AAAAA Thank You! You Are Such A Kind Soul Im So Glad I Discovered You!

gnaws at the bars of my enclosure

pre-game flirting but shoyo wins this round

i just think crowstiel's funny bc their entire dynamic is you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up and you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid. and as the years go by they mean it less and less but theyre both too stubborn to admit it so they just keep bickering as if theyre still sworn enemies even though they get brunch together every thursday

It truly is wild (and honestly scary) to see how some swifties will literally defend Taylor no matter what she says or does.

i Need castiel to get a cat. the cat is weird as hell btw

(she/her pronouns for Alex)

broke: Alex hated Magnus and is always mean to him.

woke: Alex hated Magnus for a while before opening up and loving him, still used sarcasm 24/7.

bestspoke: Alex never hated Magnus and knew he was just confused. She did not cut off his head because she wanted to be cruel but rather to save him from horrible pain. She given calmly explains everything about her pronouns to Magnus and sets acceptable boundaries when needed.

you go girl! and don’t come back!

“there will be peace when you are done” eric kripke said like a liar who lies

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

Good luck kiss