People Headcanoning That The Fearsome 5 Went To College Together Is So Funny Because I Immediately Think

au where karl just accidentally kills ethan in the first encounter

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awful bioshock doodles Ive made to keep myself sane

anyone wanna hear about the dream i had where toby fox added in a route where you could put spamton on your team but only through extremely specific circumstances

Let it be known that I hate Bioshock infinite the entire game fucking sucks and anyone who tries to defend it is wrong

"Oz, you know Bruce wayne? his father saved my life. i got shot in the chest. i couldn't go to no hospital, so we showed up on his doorstep. operated right on the dining room table..."

Herbert West + Jeffrey Combs twitter 

Billy Lenz in the attic having fun

Heisenberg proposing to Ethan from Neil Newbons stream lol

I really want to emphasize the slightly ridiculous timeline of Bruce taking in children and how funny this has the potential to be re:Dick being the eldest, because I think it's really important that people understand that Bruce basically only has Dick around for like...11-12 years. Dick formally moves out when he's around 19 or 20, and roughly six months to a year later, Bruce picks Jason up. Dick and Jason never live in the same house at the same time, and three years later, Jason dies. So he gets 2 kids over a 15 (ish) year period, which doesn't sound too ridiculous, right?

Except then his adoption tendencies accelerate, because he picks up Tim and Cass within 2 years of each other (and Steph came as a package deal with both of them) and then finds out about Damian 2-3 years after that. Then we've got Duke, who (when you vaguely fit together timelines) enters stage left about 2-3 years after Damian.

So after a 15-year period with two kids, Bruce manages to pick up 4 1/2 others (counting Steph) within the 7-8 years afterwards. The sheer missed comedic potential of Dick being a grown-ass adult and then his dad decides to adopt a pack of kids within 5 years of him moving out is incredible. Dick went from being essentially an only child for his entire life to being eldest of 6, only one of which he's ever actually lived in the same house with, all because Bruce got Empty Nest Syndrome and went "well I raised one child to adulthood successfully. What's another 5 or 6 at the same time?"