The Cats See Humans As Werid Helpless Kittens But It's Atsushi And The Agency.

Dazatsu Month 2025 Day 3 - Kidnapped

This is my contribution to 'accidentally kidnapping mafia boss' prompt because it's so them

attacks @wanologic with a knife

Hope that helps! 

Wally’s Bird 2

Wally: *looks at Talon Dick* So…

Dick: *stares back unblinking*

Awkward Silence

Wally: Come…here…often?

Wally: *clings so bad that you felt it*

Dick:

Wally: Please…say something.

Dick: pussy

Wally: No!

Meanwhile

Aunt Iris: *suddenly have the urge to kill Flash and Green Lantern*

With the Boys

Flash: *has the biggest urge to start packing* So…

GL: *monotone* Sector 58 seems like a nice time this year.

Flash: *same tone* Very nice.

Hiccup Haddock x Jack Frost is unironically super good

I am right, and you fools don't know anything about the trenches I was in defending hiccup x jack frost, I ate those fics UP

Yessir I was giggling, twirling my hair seeing that fan art amd fics in my old cracked phone that could only connect to the internet because it had no data

Man if younger me could see me now.... she would probably be disappointed bUT glad that I still ship them together

,,,,,, so yknow how kageyama sucks at compliments,,,, and hinata thrives off praise and often looks for his approval,,,,, which leads to a lot of funny haha moments but like. what if,,, what if it actually became a problem at some point ,,,, like one day, for some reason, hinata's mood & energy at practice starts getting lower each day. and he seems uneasy & stuff. and the guys start to notice its worse when he's around kageyama, so they ask if something's going on between them and Kageyama's like "of course not lmao everythings fine what r yall on about". until at some point it gets too much and hinata ends up telling him he thought the reason kageyama never complimented his abilities was bc he thought hinata sucked and was gonna drop him. which leads to an Emotional Team Speech and to kageyama having to learn how to express himself a bit more explicitly cause apparently calling hinata a dumbass wasn't gonna cut it anymore

(Edit: lmfao i made a fic about it)

What Me & My Co-Workers Say But As BSD Characters part 3

Louisa: Salutations

Lucy: Konichiwa

Louisa: Oh?* laughs in surprise*

Lucy: Sorry that was the only language in my head

Louisa: *teasing* Fluent

Lucy: *laughs* I know handful but not fluent. Not even English. Native language

Louisa: I’m fluent in gibberish.

Lucy: Ghaklafsjaf

Both: *laughs loudly*

y’all remind yourselves your account is your space. you’re not a performance. you’re not annoying by being yourself. if people aren’t into it they can leave. you’re not obligated to please anyone, especially at the cost of your personal expression. the worst thing you can do for your online enjoyment is to filter or censor yourself.

I saw a tiktok about Ron yelling at Hermione and embarrassing her in public (he would never), and Draco punching him in the face and I am so. Tired.

Like. We’ve already established that once Ron is committed to his relationship with Hermione, he’s peak husband material. He’s lovely. Househusband extraordinaire. But the idea of Draco Malfoy beating him up???

I like Draco as much as the next person, but we need to acknowledge that he’s a lil bitch. Every time he pisses someone off, he eats shit. Ron beats that twink into the ground on the regular. Come on people, let’s be real.