I Love That The Ibuprofen Knows Where To Go

yeah.

Good Gaia, this plus your recent data. Are you serious? You're studying a clearly stressed and unwell subject. Your sense of controls are laughable. You can't definitively rule any of this information in or out for being normal. This is not a paired t test. This is a pair of brain cells struggling to work. Your sample size is 1 and not even reliable.

I'm not even going to touch on the absolute mockery your "interesting specimen" comment is. I've been desensitised to unethical and immoral people recently. Purely from a scientific standpoint, this is horse shit on paper and in practice.

For the love of all that is good, don't embarrass yourself anymore. You clearly don't know what you're doing.

[[ADMIN: Sorry I responded on the wrong blog help 😭]]

This is your first study, right?

Yes.

He’s a very interesting specimen, wouldn’t you agree?

And tomorrow is the second, which I might show here, depending on how it goes.

He’ll be in one piece mostly likely.

For a while anyway 

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Oh my days. Seriously? Well at least we know it's possible. Or I do, a couple weeks late.

… i really hope this works.

…

I’m sorry if it doesn’t.

too bad. you signed it. congrats. all the anons (and non-anons) are now your children

You

I

WHAT

I CAN’T BE A FATHER, COME ON

LOOK AT ME, I’M NOT FATHER MATERIAL.

Made it to my new job in one piece. Turns out I did not read all the terms and conditions. I'll make do, it doesn't seem that bad. At least the coworkers seem nice!

Should I get a pet?

Aha I meant it informally don't worry! They're just asking me to take care of more than what I was expecting. How've you been keeping?

Made it to my new job in one piece. Turns out I did not read all the terms and conditions. I'll make do, it doesn't seem that bad. At least the coworkers seem nice!

Which carbon Is your favorite in Thymine specifically?

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Do you just have an orchard of lemon trees or something?