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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

  Groucho Marx

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Just what every guy loves to hear.

Barkley on the beach.  He was a quirky little stinker, and had more personality than many people I've met.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had a few of them.

Casey Stengal

there are two types of dogs

"We always did feel the same, we just saw it from a different point of view."

Bob Dylan Tangled Up in Blue 

"See if you can loosen it with a knife!"

Yeah, what he said.