Hot Take: Why The Jedi Seem So  Unnatural

The Reluctant Victor, inspired by The Reluctant Bride by Auguste Toulmouche - I just thought that this painting was SO perfect for Katniss and I had to draw it!

The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

i’m such a big fan of monsters that are creepy bc they do human things, but WRONG

I know in the books it’s already like, a Thing that Percy’s relationship with his godly family seems to be abnormally good- like, Poseidon’s not dad of the year but he’s also made it clear he deeply cares about Percy and has tried to warn/protect him in the past, there’s been brief references here and there that after tlo Percy started spending time in the underwater palace occasionally, he calls Amphitrite his step-mom and says she bakes him cookies and doesn’t mind that he’s messy when he stays over, he brought back that pendant Annabeth wears, little stuff like that- but tbh I wish it would be expanded on more because apart from the fact it’s sweet, it’s also like, kinda funny? when you think about how all the other gods are just. messes. about family. like let me just SEE him interact with his family more, it has such potential. He casually mentions he’s meeting his sister Kym at starbucks later and Jason’s like ‘she sold you out to a giant that wanted to murder you’ and Percy’s just like ‘yeah but that was months ago and dad made her apologize we’re cool now’. Annabeth still hasn’t forgiven her mom for the whole Mark-of-Athena-Suicide-Quest thing and they had a huge fight on Olympus the other day, the first time they had seen each other since the war ended, and Annabeth’s complaining about this to Percy, who’s Iris Messaging her from the bottom of the ocean because it’s Poseidon’s custody weekend. There’s a mandatory parent bake sale at school to raise money for a field trip but Sally’s on a book tour and Paul was prepared to just quit after he set the kitchen on fire, only for Amphitrite to stroll into the school the next day and ruin every PTA Mom’s life. Percy telling his friends to stay out of the water for a few days because he called Triton a bitch in the family group chat and he just wanted them to be careful. Percy trying to figure out if a bunch of Greek gods are expecting Christmas presents or not and wtf to get them if they are. Triton wanting to get Percy back for the bitch comment but knowing their dad won’t let him drown someone so he instead shows up at Percy’s mortal high school and does The Most to embarrass him. Tyson begging Percy to let him help babysit Estelle. Poseidon showing up at Career Day with absolutely no warning and trying not to laugh at Percy’s reaction. Percy getting his dad a fathers day card like he wanted to do in SoM!! Like it’s a dynamic I don’t want pushed to the side as much as it is!!! There’s so much to work with there!!! I want more! 

I just browsed through the Jedi section of the Star Wars fandom and here seems to be the general consensus on stuff:

Literally everyone breaks the code and gets attached to everyone but Mace Windu pretends he doesn’t.

Almost everyone is close with their clones whether it be as bffs, lovers, or brothers in arms.

Aayla Secura and Commander Bly were totally in love.

Obi-Wan Kenobi is tired of Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano’s shit but always gets himself into shit.

Quinlan Vos is Aayla’s fake brother I think?

Plo Koon is everyone’s dad.

Depa Billaba is Caleb/Kanan’s mom.

Anakin is pretty of face and dumb of ass but Ahsoka is too so it’s okay.

Actually speaking of Anakin and Ahsoka, Anakin is a Proud Dad but has no idea what he’s doing.

Pretty much everyone knew about Anidala.

Obi-Wan was in love at some point. Whether it was with Cody or Satine or both is up for debate.

Kit Fisto was with Aayla at some point but whether he still is or not has very little consensus.

Luminara Unduli is pretty strict but not a bad person.

Shaak Ti is everyone’s mom.

Katooni survived Order 66 and crashed with Hondo until she got older. Some people think her friends did too and some don’t.

Ki Adi Mundi would have been cool with Anidala.

Mace Windu is a party pooper on love.

Yoda is everyone’s weirdass grandpa.

What are you talking about? Revenge of the Sith and Order 66 never happened?

okay this took me so long but i think it was worth it

“Obi-Wan picked up Anakin’s lightsaber. He lifted his own as well, weighting them in his hands. Anakin had based his design upon Obi-Wan’s. So similar they were. “

based on that iconic parks n rec scene. u know the one.

a non-comprehensive list of things wonder woman has canonically done

aka why you should read the comics if you haven’t already

snuck out of themyscira when she was 15 and ended up having a dance-off on Dance Dance Retribution

started a band named Bullets and Bracelets

punched a man for 10 million dollars and used the money to help low-income daycare centers

suggested people try craiglist if they’re too poor to afford being punched by her

got down on her hands and knees to stick her tongue out at a lizzard

makes mistakes in english when she’s upset/worried because it’s not her first language never have i felt so identified with anything, ever

“it was not for you, steven. it was because i must.”

officiated several gay weddings

made ‘kal-el’ the word for brother in themysciran after superman confessed he was lonely growing up

bought lois lane a drink after she helped her defeat some aliens by throwing dirt at them it was a very gay issue i gotta say

 “… is very sugar” was her reaction to coca cola

wore a hijab while helping with a flood in the punjab

refused to ally herself with any government, repeatedly

“the lasso compels truth, but it can’t stop mansplaining”

feel free to add because this woman is fucking golden