I’m Just Imaging An AU Where Padme’s Pregnancy Didn’t Have To Be A Secret And Anakin Is Trying

And a Happy New Year

Clark: [Walks into Wayne manor with his family] Hello everyone! Merry chr-

Bruce: [marching to and fro like a drill sergeant in front of Tim, Steph and Jason, looking furious]

Clark: -istmas?

Bruce: [menacing] which one of you did it?

Tim, Steph and Jason: [looking bored] ...

Bruce: I know it was one of you. Which. One.

Jason: You 'know' it was one of us? That sounds a little presumptuous.

Steph: Yeah. I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Bruce: Of course it was one of you three!

Jason: [gasps] Oh my god. Bias.

Tim: This is sexist.

Bruce: what?

Steph: We're being victimized. [flips her hair] I feel unsafe.

Bruce: [stops in front of Tim] Tim. You're the sensible one. Who was it?

Tim: [dramatically] You accuse us of wrongdoing yet you lack even the slightest hint of evidence. For shame.

Jason: Shoddy detective work is what it is.

Steph: What would Gordon say?

Jason: You know. It really breaks my heart that you would just ASSUME that one of us did it. Really shows who you trust, huh, batman? God forbid you'd interrogate DICK.

Bruce: assu- ASSUME? In this family there are THREE people who would EVER even THINK to tie someone up, cover them in glitter and put them on top of the christmas tree. [points viciously at the slightly worse-for-wear pinetree] AND IT'S YOU

Steph: [studying her nails] sounds like sexism to me

Tim: [arms crossed] circumstantial at best

Jason: [grinning] got any FACTS to corroborate that accusation B?

Bruce: I-

Damian: [from the doorway; his clothes, hair and skin covered in glitter] It was Todd and Brown. Though I do not doubt that Drake assisted in planning it.

Tim, Steph and Jason: ...

Jason: OBJECTION

Clark: ...

Kon: [trying to stifle his laughter]

Lois: [to Clark] We're not having any more children. Two is enough.

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Skywalker visions are rather interesting because they’re almost always true, even if they vary on details? I actually spend a lot of time wondering if part of why Anakin’s premonitions are dismissed by the other Jedi is because they quite literally don’t realize how powerful he really is.

It always felt to me like the PT era Jedi were very workaday about their superpowers. It had become mundane to them and some of it was the lack of epic battles with the Sith, some of it was negotiating trade agreements between bureaucrats and corporations, but a lot of it was honestly that they did not experience the Force as mystical. That was the realm of old wise ones like Yoda or wild cards like Qui-Gon. Anakin himself is explicitly mystical, as presented by Qui-Gon, but there is ambivalence from the Council and outright rejection from Obi-Wan (obviously your kid isn’t magic; he’s your kid). So, I think Obi-Wan tries to navigate a path where he finds plausible everyday explanations for Anakin’s visions and other Jedi probably find themselves torn between disbelief and fear that it really is true, there really is a Chosen One walking among them, and what does that even mean?

reminder that ahsoka tano has fangs and that’s amazing to me

Me thinking about how Ahsoka canonically thought of Anakin and Obi-wan as her adoptive family and even told people she was adopted:

those were the stories that stayed with you.

that meant something.

even if you were too small to understand why.

They’re having a very serious conversation about Cody’s behaviour (being mean to uncle Ben)

Star Wars plot idea

This is from a friend who found the prompt, and we want a fic from it but are too lazy to write it. If you do take inspiration please send me the link.

Anakin getting drugged with an aphrodisiac on a mission but instead of making him want to fuck ALL THE THINGS he instead wants to cuddle EVERYONE and is high as all get out?? He cuddles Ahsoka and tells Rex that he’s his FAV CLONE1~EVA!When Obi-Wan has to get him off the ship to go to medical he wraps his arms around him and demands to be carried. (And Ahsoka is DYING of laughter because Obi-Wan is just…so resigned by this point.)

He sees Mace and goes super quiet and hides his face in Obi-Wan’s chest, like a bloody child, and when Obi-Wan explains what the hell is going on, Anakin apologizes for always fucking everything up and “maybe next time I’ll come back missing more limbs, that’ll make you happy, right?”

And Mace is horrified because he doesn’t hate Skywalker or want to see him MAIMED??? WHERE DID HE GET THAT IDEA FROM??? And Obi-Wan is like “HOLY SHIT ANAKIN”

And then Anakin sees Yoda and is all bubbly and cheery again, babbling about how he totally felt Dooku’s presence and he seemed healthy and more stable and even though they didn’t get him, he’s still alive and isn’t that great, Master Yoda?? I’m sure we’ll get him and bring him back so he stops making you so sad all the time by being a complete failure. 

And Obi-Wan is just like “OKAY, GOING TO MEDICAL NOW BEFORE THIS GETS ANY SADDER. REPORT LATER, BYE!”

And then Anakin’s just in the chambers of healing high as a kite and not letting Obi-Wan leave because he wants cuddles and Ahsoka has Important Padawan Learning to do that can’t be disturbed by him being needy. 

And during his high cuddling of Obi-Wan he ends up telling him all about his marriage to Padme and how much he loves her and wants her here because she gives awesome cuddles and he misses her so much. And maybe says some rather creepy shit about Palpatine that makes Obi-Wan’s “ALERT, ALERT, SOMEONE IS CREEPING ON YOUR PADAWAN” senses go off.

And that’s how the Speratists inadvertently saved the Galaxy.

…if Anakin accidentally gave Obi-Wan cause to think that Palpatine had been perving on his padawan since he was a CHILD holy FORCE there would be no power in the galaxy that could save the Sith Lord Sidious.

“No, it wasn’t like that, Master, really, he just patted my head and told me I’d do great things and to trust only in him because he cared for me and wanted what was best for me and told me that everyone else was a lying sack of poodoo and said I’d look good in these kinds of clothing and gave me a set and he said I’d look good in them and it’s like he can see inside me sometimes, master, he’s always saying the right thing -”

(Obi-Wan is freaking out BIG TIME)

…ditto if Obi-Wan confides in his suspicions to a horrified Padme. The two of them would combine forces to form an unstoppable murder duo.

But imagine what would happen if someone from the 501st overheard this. Palpatine would be dead before Padme and Obi-Wan make it out of the temple. 

(When asked later why he didn’t wait for them, Rex just shrugs and says “Plausible deniability, sir”)

I know it’s pretty funny to joke that Steph forcibly inserted herself into the Batfamily and never left while the others are like ‘Steph you don’t even live here’ but in my opinion its absolutely the other way around.

From her history with Bruce and stuff there’s a part of Steph that holds all her insecurities and is just thinking, ‘I could be locked out of the bat cave at any minute’ no matter how illogical that is. So Steph is of the general mindset of ‘these are my trusted crime fighting allies who I care about very much but I’m not part of their family because I have a mom and it doesn’t matter anyway because all I really want is to help people and make sure less people become victims of crime’. She cares about them all more than anything but she wont let herself feel like she means too much to them.

Meanwhile the Batfamily are just like ‘that’s Steph our little ray of sunshine we love her and she’s 100 percent ours and we’re just waiting for Tim or Cass to marry her in so she’s legally a member of this family as well’.

Steph convincing herself she’s not a member of the bat family due to insecurities and the Bat family being like ‘exCUSE YOU! You are absolutely a member of this family!’   

Things that have been said at least once in Wayne Manor:

1. “Don’t you dare jump out of that window—ah, shit, he went up the drainpipe instead.”

2. “Hey, do you still want the link to that Justice League gangbang I saw on pornhub?”

3. “The best way to deal with bullies in Gotham is to meet them behind the dumpster and remind them that nobody loves them. They’re too used to getting punched.”

4. “Bruce once did a line of cocaine off Hal Jordan’s ass on a mission and I can prove it.”

5. “If you bite him again, I’m taking you both to the hospital and getting you rabies shots. Yes, even if it’s through his sleeve!”

6. “No, Bruce doesn’t wake up until noon on Tuesdays. How do I know? Because that’s when Grey’s Anatomy does reruns, dipshit.”

7. “That’s not a wrong number, that’s my weed dealer.”