sirius: *walking into the room* some order member: uh, no. we told you not to bring backup. sirius: oh, he isn't my backup sirius: he's like a trophy boyfriend. he watches me look badass and negotiate things. remus: *waves*
one of the biggest mistakes Remus made while being friends with the Marauders is telling them that you can use glasses to start fires
#like help 💀
the bestest boy
ginny: you know how you guys have your dead poets society?
neil: yeah, why?
ginny: chris and i made our own
neil: what is it?
ginny:
currently thinking about this parallel
Steve Meeks simp for Ryan Gosling and Ginny Danburry simp for Margot Robbie.
when neil died he shot himself in the head, to keep his heart safe for todd.
James: I got a wishbone, anyone wanna make a wish?
Sirius: That’s just stupid superstitious nonsense, Prongs. You know, step on a crack, break your mother’s back. It doesn’t work, I know
James & Remus: …
Sirius: I’ve tried
Regulus: We’ve tried
the moment you make a playlist for a fandom that's it. you're a goner. it's over for you bitch
When you don't know what to do, ask what Henry Chinaski would do
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