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23 Emotions people feel, but can’t explain

Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.

Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.

Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.

Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.

Vellichor: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops.

Rubatosis: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.

Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.

Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.

Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.

Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.

Vemödalen: The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist.

Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening

Ellipsism: A sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out.

Kuebiko: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence.

Lachesism: The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire.

Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.

Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.

Rückkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.

Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.

Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.

Liberosis: The desire to care less about things.

Altschmerz: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years.

Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.

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Types on a movie night

ISTP: laughs out loud when the protagonist dies

ESTP: dubs over the characters in dumb voices

INTP: keeps telling people trivia they've read about the casting process for the film

ENTP: eats 80% of the available popcorn and ruins dramatic moments with witty comments

INFP: secretly roots for the bad guy because he has the most interesting backstory

ENFP: battles with ENTP over the remaining 20% of the popcorn

ISFP: secretly looks around to see people's reactions to their favorite scene

ESFP: keeps chatting with their friends on the phone, occasionally looks up to the movie and asks what's happening

ISFJ: couldn't care less about the protagonist dying, tears up when the dog dies

ESFJ: keeps telling ENTP and ESTP to stop ruining the movie

ISTJ: patiently explains ESFP what's going on each time they ask

ESTJ: has given up trying to watch the movie, instead starts pointing out things saying "that wouldn't really happen"

INTJ: somehow manages to focus on the movie despite the ruckus around them, sees the end twist from miles ahead

ENTJ: argues with ESTJ claiming the things they point out could really happen

INFJ: openly roots for the bad guy because he has the most interesting backstory

ENFJ: asks which movie they should watch next, is disappointed when everyone's had enough and leaves

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Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

cd in a microwave

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