Stargleam: Oo You Write Science Fiction? Thats Pretty Cool Perhaps You Can Show Me Someday? Id Love To

nothing else to say but this:

Stargleam:*she smiles with stars in her eyes* really? That's very nice of you!..but are you sure you want to? I can buy it!

*she says, looking up at Ford*

*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!

*she says asking too many questions excitingly*

There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.

"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.

When I was making that math video I realized that to have Ford count on his fingers in a way that reflected our normal base 10 way of counting, Ford would have to basically ignore 2 of his fingers constantly

Which made me wonder what his time in the early grades of school mustve been like... The outlook was not good

*reblog* *reblog* *reblog*

Every time you reblog this jk.rowling steps on a lego

Was the one who did this ask! But I had an angst idea to add to it. What if another side effect of being bigified is future memories starting to slowly come? The memories are good at first but become worse. Like it doesn't come fast but in bits and pieces. For Canon Kid! Ford it would make sense but it would be interesting for Relativity Ford to see memories of a person he can become from another universe. Maybe like how Minified! Ford as a kid urges bigified! Ford starts to have strange urges like protecting Grunkle Mason or gruantie may and he can't explain why.

Do you know the au relativity falls? After reading your little dilemma au, I had an idea of the same thing happening, but with relativity falls ford in reverse. He just gets aged up. Idk I just find it funny, lol.

..yeah. i think it's about time i finished this half-answered ask

(this part i've had written for a month vvv im so sorry i just decided to clear out my drafts and saw this i swear i was excited to answer it i just didnt fsr)

OH MY GOD THIS. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE SUCH GOO D IDEAS IM NOT COMPLAINING JUST THSTS SO FUN

im wondering how that'd work, like if his older version would be (or look like anyway) the ford we know or if it'd be different since he hasn't had all of those experiences

for simplicity i'll just say it'd be canon ford for now

if we're going with young adult or teenage ford i think lil ford would be ecstatic, like "STANLEY LOOK IM TALLER THAN YOU I CAN SAY BAD WORDS"

if you're thinking sixty-something ford he'd be waking up with back pain and all these weird tattoos but he'd probably still be pretty excited because like. ford's old but he's a COOL old person

either way stan would be INCREDIBLY jealous (hOW COME YOU GET TO BE TALL!? ..well, i mean, you're still kinda short all things considered but WHAT THE HEcK), but he'd probably bully him for being old so it wouldnt last long before they find a cure. also grunkle mason gets annoyed when he goes on a "you're not my boss" trip which really expedites their search for something to re-baby him

bigified!ford would constantly be running around just like MARVELING at all the new shit that comes with being older, within the first day he's filled an entire notebook with shit like "-can reach the top of the fridge" and "-back hurts"

he'd obviously pick stan up against his will stan's like fuckin jebediah from night at the museum "DONT YOU MANHANDLE ME"

(and this is what im adding just now vvv)

im confident it'd be like the fountain of youth so he actually does get a little dilemma'd just not because he's cocky and an idiot. though im wondering how he'd get bigified in the first place

maybe like. OOH he's like. acting all annoying about being the older twin and maybe some evil witch overhears and is like "fuck this child needs to be knocked down a peg. i know just the thing. fiddle dee dee fiddle dee fuck you're about to learn that being old sucks" or some shit

and ford does not learn any lesson other than "okay im gonna make sure my back is VERY healthy when i grow up" husfhkhg

stan learns that he needs to make sure ford stays short forever so he can bully him and also so ford cant pick him up like a cat

Fire:hybrid! I still have half of biology still in-tact! No, not all protogens look similar! For example, I'm a hybrid with a corgi! Some can be hybrids with sharks or cats..depends on what they want. I like scarring people by taking off my face visor.

*she says pointing at it*

*A corgi protogen is hiding out in a cave in the woods of Gravity Falls. There seems to be a lot of things inside the cave. Gems and collectibles* she seems to be decorating the place*

Firefloofy:hm..it's been a few days since I've been in this dimension..I missed grass and land..

*she says sighing*

(Is it okay to rp more than one character? ^^)

Ford was just enjoying a nice relaxing walk when something caught his eye. Walking over to a nearby bush, he pushed away the leaves and found the entrance to a cave. The hole led to an underground den, and from afar, he observed a Corgi Protogen, a creature he had never seen before!

Fascinating, he thought to himself, not wanting to startle this creature. So he hid behind a nearby rock. The creature seems sentient... perhaps it would find me creepy for hiding and watching it...

"Ahem, is anyone in here?"

Firefloofy:noted but where is he?

*she says looking around*

Firefloofy:*comes out of a damaged portal the place she comes from before the portal closes behind her looks post apocalyptic almost..she's also a protogen..*

Jesus fuck man..wait is this grass?! Oh my god I actually did it!! No more eating bugs!! I'm finally free!!

*she doesn't notice everyone just starting at her..well she's not even human..*

(Firefloofy is my main fursona if you don't feel comfortable rp than I completely understand ^^)

…Mabel?

We’ve seen weirder at this point.

HEY WELCOME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK! BUY SOMETHING!

Here's more of my trolls, mlp au! This is a broppy kiddo. Her name is Lavender Bloom, but she only goes by lavender for short.

Stargleam: Yes im stargleam! im a batpony well..half..im also half unicorn as well but that doesn't show in my genes! many differnt kinds of ponies have different names! my father named me! what about you? you have an interesting name? what does it mean?

*she says asking him a lot of questions*

*a young bat pony flies up to him* hello there sir? are you a human? i've never seen humans before i thought they were just myths? Thats so cool!!

*she says flying around him*

What a magnificent creature.

Yes, hello, I’m a human in the flesh! But you can refer to me as Stanford Pines. Does your kind have names as well?

I finally did a piece after a terrible artblock. I decided to experiment with a new shadeing technique so sorry if it looks off.