Stargleam: That's Cool! Is Having A Sibling Fun? I Wish I Had Siblings! Well, I Do Have My Cousin Sunnybeam..

Uh here's some doodles of the rockruff! stan twins I did of my GF pokemon au!.. I promise I'll start working on the rest of forduary..I was just busy last week unfortunately oof..

Stargleam: ..okay..okay Ill try to get more sleep! I trust your word..you seem trustworthy!

*she than thinks about what ford says the fruits name was*

Strawberries you say? so does that mean I could put straws in them? might help me drink the juice faster than just using my teeth..

*she pauses as Ford mentions he also stays up late*

you stay up late to? what do you do? I usually go harvesting for things around here..oh and stargazing!! stars are so pretty.

*a very young batpony filly flies up to Ford*

Stargleam: wow! Are you a human! That's so cool! Mama used say to not go near humans, but I don't understand what's so dangerous about you guys! Do you have hands?

*she says, looking up at him excitingly*

What type of creature are you? I don’t think I’ve come across your species before… You have quite an interesting appearance.

I am a human. It’s nice to meet you as well. Hmmm have humans possibly hunted down your species before? Maybe that’s why your mother is apprehensive of humans.

That would also explain why I have never encountered you before. Do we have hands? We do. I am a special case however.

Ford extends his hand out and slightly wiggles his fingers around.

I have an extra finger on both of my hands. Most humans only have a total of ten fingers.

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*she brings back a moonstone, and she puts it in fords hand*

Stargleam: Here! Have an energized moonstone! It's very helpful when you need to stay awake! I'm actually using one to stay awake rn! Because I'm supposed to be asleep during the day, but I wanna play!

*she says flying around again.. She seems to have a lot of energy*

*a very young batpony filly flies up to Ford*

Stargleam: wow! Are you a human! That's so cool! Mama used say to not go near humans, but I don't understand what's so dangerous about you guys! Do you have hands?

*she says, looking up at him excitingly*

What type of creature are you? I don’t think I’ve come across your species before… You have quite an interesting appearance.

I am a human. It’s nice to meet you as well. Hmmm have humans possibly hunted down your species before? Maybe that’s why your mother is apprehensive of humans.

That would also explain why I have never encountered you before. Do we have hands? We do. I am a special case however.

Ford extends his hand out and slightly wiggles his fingers around.

I have an extra finger on both of my hands. Most humans only have a total of ten fingers.

Stargleam:*she seems surprised but nodded* That would be nice! I'll love to go with you! Are you sure people won't freak out? I am a talking colorful horse, After all..

*she says, kinda worried*

*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!

*she says asking too many questions excitingly*

There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.

"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.

I'm not saying that Ford deserves the hate, but they are focusing the hate on things in the show that were not understandable. Like he never hated mabel first of all, and he had every right to be mad at stan. I understand why people were mad about how he projected onto Dipper, though that wasn't right. I love Ford as a character, but I do understand why people may dislike him.

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Sorry for adding on so much this au just gets my non-existent brain going! Poor child has to experience the horrors that his older alternate self went through. Imagine him figuring out what happened between him and Stanley. I can't imagine how a bigified!Ford would react to getting all of his adult memories. Every time bigified! Ford sees Bill or anything related to him he attacks or destroys it in a fit of anger like Cannon Ford would. His paranoia and anger get worse over time and it worries his Grunkle and grauntie. It's just sad but I love angst sjejdjsjs-

Do you know the au relativity falls? After reading your little dilemma au, I had an idea of the same thing happening, but with relativity falls ford in reverse. He just gets aged up. Idk I just find it funny, lol.

..yeah. i think it's about time i finished this half-answered ask

(this part i've had written for a month vvv im so sorry i just decided to clear out my drafts and saw this i swear i was excited to answer it i just didnt fsr)

OH MY GOD THIS. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE SUCH GOO D IDEAS IM NOT COMPLAINING JUST THSTS SO FUN

im wondering how that'd work, like if his older version would be (or look like anyway) the ford we know or if it'd be different since he hasn't had all of those experiences

for simplicity i'll just say it'd be canon ford for now

if we're going with young adult or teenage ford i think lil ford would be ecstatic, like "STANLEY LOOK IM TALLER THAN YOU I CAN SAY BAD WORDS"

if you're thinking sixty-something ford he'd be waking up with back pain and all these weird tattoos but he'd probably still be pretty excited because like. ford's old but he's a COOL old person

either way stan would be INCREDIBLY jealous (hOW COME YOU GET TO BE TALL!? ..well, i mean, you're still kinda short all things considered but WHAT THE HEcK), but he'd probably bully him for being old so it wouldnt last long before they find a cure. also grunkle mason gets annoyed when he goes on a "you're not my boss" trip which really expedites their search for something to re-baby him

bigified!ford would constantly be running around just like MARVELING at all the new shit that comes with being older, within the first day he's filled an entire notebook with shit like "-can reach the top of the fridge" and "-back hurts"

he'd obviously pick stan up against his will stan's like fuckin jebediah from night at the museum "DONT YOU MANHANDLE ME"

(and this is what im adding just now vvv)

im confident it'd be like the fountain of youth so he actually does get a little dilemma'd just not because he's cocky and an idiot. though im wondering how he'd get bigified in the first place

maybe like. OOH he's like. acting all annoying about being the older twin and maybe some evil witch overhears and is like "fuck this child needs to be knocked down a peg. i know just the thing. fiddle dee dee fiddle dee fuck you're about to learn that being old sucks" or some shit

and ford does not learn any lesson other than "okay im gonna make sure my back is VERY healthy when i grow up" husfhkhg

stan learns that he needs to make sure ford stays short forever so he can bully him and also so ford cant pick him up like a cat

All They deserve the world! ^^

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

Stargleam:yup here!

*she hands the bag to the paranoid man*

Are you doing okay? You don't look to good..

*she asks kinda worried*

How long are humans supposed to sleep for?

Stargleam: *she puts her hoof up* ah don't shoot! I came to give you some bat shaped cookies! you seem hungry! they are brookie cookies

*the bat pony says looking up at Ford*

A pony bat?.. If you insist...Heh, it looks like I've lost my mind.