U Guys Know The Thing About Dostoevsky Seeing That One Painting Of Christ …anyway

wait the missy comes after spymaster theory actually becomes plausible if u rewatch all the master stories with ur eyes and ears closed

do u guys think the master is sick and tired of the doctor constantly announcing him dead when he is very much Not .

Theta & Koschei my beloveds

this is very important to me people seem to forget the scene where the master bleaches his hair in a gas station restroom with £1.49 domestos bleach….

thoschei: thoughts by a guy who hasn't watched doctor who

HEYA MAGGOTS, this post is me using (his words, not mine) 'toxic old man yaoi' to bribe my brother (the girlboss boyfailure @wispedvellichor) to post his liveblog of FNAF (Friday Nights with Freddie) (something I also haven't watched) on tumblr. If that sentence was incomprehensible to you then I pity you for the rest of this post.

SO, YOU (NOBODY) (/NOT ODYSSEUS EPIC FANDOM SHUT UP) ASKED FOR MY THOUGHTS ON THOSCHEI! HERE WE GO:

WHO IS THOSCHEI? Ignorant fool, it is a ship name. Of the Doctor and the Master. Doctor Who? Exactly. Master Who? No, just the Master.

Why is it Thoschei? Because the Doctor (medical license dubious, PhD completion dubious) apparently was a Theta not-male (the elusive predecessor of sigma males and the omegaverse). And the Master was called Koschei.

Now Dr Omegaverse and Mx PowerKink have a whole homoerotic childhood friends to homoerotic rivals to homoerotic enemies to homoerotic die-in-your-arms-Hamlet-style situationship to homoerotic i-dont-know-i-havent-watched-this-show thing going on

Dr Omegaverse has many reincarnations, half of whom are David Tennant

Mx Powerkink also does, of which I only know the guy making Thirteen kneel, the Metatron, Missy FemmeSelfCest (who makes out with Twelve, the lesbian), and SimmMaster, who is zaddy and the only reason I bother with this ship

They do a whole forehead touch Jayvik thing years before Jayvik did the forehead touch Jayvik thing

ZaddyMaster bangs a drum in a field. I wish I was the drum.

Who said that.

Missy FemmeSelfCest and ZaddyMaster dance (hence the SelfCest)

ZaddyMaster bleaches his hair, apparently in a public washroom. A girlboss and a slay.

He is pretty.

He's also the prime minister at one point and kills the US President. So uh. THE WORLD HAS NEED FOR YOU AGAIN, ZADDYMASTER.

There's a BDSM bondage chair where the Dr Omegaverse is gagged and when ungagged he tells ZaddyMaster how he wants to run away with him to tour the universe and how beautiful he is.

ZaddyMaster is pretty.

Idk that's all I can remember now I'm busy thinking dreamily of ZaddyMaster.

You're welcome whoreo! I know, I'm the best brother ever.

this is so important to me what do u guys think the 2025 equivalent of the master dancing to scissor sisters in 2007 is

Sometimes I think about how when the master is chameleon arched he spent his entire human life trying to help people and trying to give humanity hope. He was going to stay behind and die so that he could send humanity to utopia and I think that’s beautiful. The doctor on the other hand turned into a racist asshole while chameleon arched so I’m not sure what that’s supposed to mean.

at what point in seeing things that r not there do headcanons turn into schizophrenia

so something really bad is happening to me.

thank god for this 60yo franchise cause every day is the anniversary of Something

medieval heart-shaped prayer book in a medieval painting and in real life