Dunderheaded-ninny-muggins - My Life Is Measured In Chapters

Havent heard of Red Sorrow before 🤔

So, the inner author/designer in me decided to make some covers for some fanfics that I’ve downloaded. All of which are epic length (100k>) but I have never gotten around to finish them.

Except Draconian, I’ve read that three times over. ANYWAYS! Which book do I start with first?

do the thing

Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many

So how’s writing going?

I mean i 100% agree with this, but when you go somewhere that clearly stated that the actors wouldnt touch you ( there was a special thing where they could touch you but i in no way shape or form spent money on that shit) and then half way through one actor grabbed my arm (resulting in a huge hand bruise), i screamed and told him to let me go your hurting me, and he said no im not you bitch, and ended up not letting go till i kicked him in the man junk. So yes i agree not to harm the people you pay to scare but if they harm you well... a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

so freaking pretty i love pixel art 😍

[OC] Inspired by my time in Lake Tahoe this fall.

If this aint the realist shit! I swear this happens to me all the damn time!

Reads a fanfic: that was good, I'll leave a kudos

AO3: You have already left kudos here

Me:

This is me right now.

I fuckin love me some Clyde Logan!

“my life of crime is over.”

I have yet to see Logan Lucky but I’m absolutely in love with Clyde.