"My Sweet Villain, My Darling God,,

sometimes a family is a government social worker, his phoenix husband, a gelatinous tentacle monster, a 235 year old dwarf, a tiny dragon, a dog, a nymph, another nymph, her girlfriend the mayor, and the literal antichrist and I think that that’s beautiful.

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

Feyre: So, Nesta, how did you know that Cassian was the one?

Nesta: He looked at me the way all women want to be looked at.

Feyre: Awww-

Nesta: With fear in his eyes.

Young Royals (season 1), in a nutshell -

wait…remember the whole “have I told you how hideous you look” “no, tell me” situation…cardan then says “I cannot” because he literally cannot lie…………I need a moment

remember when we were all laughing at how ziggy survived multiple stab wounds with the help of nick’s cpr?? what if she survived cause the goodes always get what they want and young nick wanted ziggy 

Babe wake up the latest Crimson Rivers chapter just dropped

on a scale of 'how lovely to be a woman' to 'mama who bore me' how well did you emotionally handle hitting puberty

i'm sorry, The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue is amazing but that ending was frustrating. She ends with Luc but instead of it being because of their "incredible chemistry" (I won't trust any Luc fans) SHE DOES IT TO PLAY HIM. LIKE A FUCKING FIDDLE. WHY.