REAL

REAL

patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late

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They’ve literally got a father daughter relationship

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1 year ago
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1 year ago
Get In Losers, We’re Going Climbing.

Get in losers, we’re going climbing.

Get In Losers, We’re Going Climbing.

I like to imagine Lady Sneasler is chatty with Ingo, and while the two can’t understand the nuance of each others words they can certainly understand the vibes.

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2 years ago

Maybe I do want them to find this.

No one else will believe them if they mention it because I’m actually normal and not a degenerate irl

1 year ago

What’re mew buyin’?

Yeah Man Gimmie The Dead Fish

yeah man gimmie the dead fish

8 months ago

Yayyyy

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1 year ago

He :)

Hwo Do I Explain That Hes Femme Fatale Coded
Hwo Do I Explain That Hes Femme Fatale Coded

hwo do i explain that hes femme fatale coded


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1 year ago

Revisited this an loved it even more everytime

Fusey From Memory,, I Miss Him

fusey from memory,, i miss him


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1 year ago

GAGS AND DIES

He’s So Cute Bro I Cannot Get This Dummy Man Out Of My Hand Oh My God!1!1!1!1!

He’s so cute bro I cannot get this dummy man out of my hand oh my god!1!1!1!1!

Your taste in men is absolute ASS

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