Let's Be Real, If A Man Talked Dirty To Me Like They Do In Fanfics, I Would Use My Pepper Spray.

MY SHAYLAAAAAAAAAAAA YOUR CHARACTER MODEL FINALLY STABILIZEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HE LOOKS SO CUTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE'S ON AN AD FOR A BEACH RESORT

When I should be talking to guys my age but I keep thinking about men the same age as my dad.

When you're trying to find plot but you keep seeing porn without plot

Too many fics about Michael getting his heart broken because his SO/crush slept with his dad. I want a fic where he invites his SO/crush to his house, leaves them alone for a minute, runs back over when he hears a commotion, and sees them getting in a fist fight with his dad.

my “twins weasley phase” wasn’t just a phase.

speaking my truth guys

whenever he sends any type of late night message he deems 'too mushy', katsuki turns his phone off immediately after hitting send, slams it face down onto whatever surface he can find and goes to sleep because he's too embarrassed to see your response.

idk if anyone has ever talked about this but katsuki REFUSES to buy you flowers from the grocery store. like will not even look at it and will steer you away if he even catches you looking at it.

he genuinely looks at you crazy when you ask him why he’s avoiding the huge display of flowers because he cannot fathom why you would want “those cheap ugly shits” over a bouquet from the florist filled with your favourite flowers.

you pout when he drags you out the grocery store and back home only to wake up the next morning to a fresh bouquet on your bedside table with an obnoxiously large orange ribbon that screams katsuki name and a homemade breakfast from yours truly <3333