Huh… Considering How Much Dazai Was Looking Forward To This, Something Might Be Amiss.

I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

why the fuck is it when i’m brainstorming in my head and don’t have the time to write it down that I come up with the most magnificently worded, well written sentences ever perceived by mankind but the SECOND i have google docs open or a pen in my hand my ability to form sentences becomes comparable to that of an eight year old

Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

HELP

So I was tasked with writing the script for my class play. The theme is 'murder mystery.' I have twelve characters to work with. What should I do???

P. S. It’s loosely based off of Wednesday and Nancy Drew.

DO NOT, AND I BEG OF YOU, DO NOT STAY SILENT. ISRAELI HAVE MASSACRED INNOCENT PALESTINIANS IN RAFAH, THEIR SAFE SPACE, THEIR CAMPS WHERE THEY WERE RESIDING. ITS A FUCKING MASSACRE. INNOCENT LIVES HAVE BEEN TAKEN, JUST LIKE THAT. MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN HAVE LOST THEIR LOVED ONES JUST LIKE THAT. AND IF YOURE STILL SILENT, SHAME ON YOU. SERIOUSLY.

makes a lot of sense, considering *spongebob rainbow hands* everything.

screaming crying who tf are all these freakblr newbies i was an og i was here from the start who the hell are you

Apparently The riddler has crazy distant family. Batman did not know that yet.

It was during on of Riddler's infamous hide and seek with his all his ? Trophiess hiding in odd places in gotham, each having a piece of the code and the whereabouts of riddler and the hostages that will harm in 2 hours if batman and the batfam didn't find them all.

Only half way through the hunt, Riddler's announcement was interrupted.

"Oh second cousin twice removed Eddd!!! We respecting your privacy by delining to the family reunion letter we sented you but asserting my role as the older second cousin and bringing you to the reunion anyways!" Said a loud voice and the sound of some statics sounds and the multiples of female and males voices.

"-'m in the middle of something importan-."

"Nonsense, Dad made two containers Extra fudge swirl with almonds with the edible white chocolate ?s that you like, you're coming with us or not?" Said a bargaining male voice..

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"...Fine, Danny but I want 4 more containers. Batman, I'ma take a rain check, the hostages are in Gotham Cathedral, hanging about with a timer attached to to the top of them." Riddler's voice sighed as the video cut off.

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"Did you know he has a distant cousin, batman..?" Tim said a bit concerned by the lack of response, after they has check Riddler's hideout and there was no way of getting in without disactivating the traps set for them..

they're both delightfully stupid

AAAAA TMF COMIC BOOK EPISODE THOUGHTS

HES READING HEARTSTOPPER?? I honestly assumed he wouldn’t like it bcs from what i’ve been told it’s pretty light and fluffy and he wants to look tougher but GOOD FOR YOU ZANDER!!

Jake’s so sweet for giving it to her and his smile makes me happy like i can’t describe it it’s just ANAJJAKAKKAKA 😭 <3 (just jake kinnie/comfort character things)

HAILEYS A LUNI BELIEVER?!!?!????!!?? (ifykyk)

IM WARMING UP TO JAILEY THATS SO CUTE *throws up*

I feel your pain zander, i too am the much smarter sibling

Ok I completely misunderstood this scene and thought henry was saying that hailey was JAKE’S ex and drew got possessive and was so excited we got some drake crumbs

HAILEY FINALLY CURSED. HAILEY FINALLY CURSED.

Drewyy bearrr repeat after me “cringe does not exist.” now you try!!

OK JAILEY’S VERY CUTE NOW AWW <34344

His rizz face never fails to make me laugh, he’s so stupid /affectionate