Rough Start

got four words into a fic, then went and read the notes. damn you really did make him a whore

Gods above I am so fucking stupid (but how could I resist) Based on this tweet. Unfortunately I could not extract the mandolin

[ID: a tweet by @neitherabaron on twitter replying to a reply on another post by Jessica Law. Her tweet reads “Stop taking my lyrics and making them weird!” The tweet in response, by Kofi, reads “my rewrite of trial by song: I’m not a man/i don’t have hands/thought I could speak (followed by 3 mins of dead silence)” end ID]

So, I was logged out of my Netflix account and noticed the Privacy stuff and clicked on it. If you happen to be in the same situation with the wifi off, read the Privacy thing. If the wifi's on, go to Prime Video or YouTube or something. Don't read it. You're going to probably go into information overload.

the lil' smirk at the end she's so pleased!

Bruce: *wears dark gray*

Alfred: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.

I seriously just searched up how. I don’t think I could do any of the ways it listed.

Unrealistic

Someone said "Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant."..... Below is a tiny collection of images of the Africa they refuse to show you..

ches

I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..

12 Casey and Rise Cassandra talking about all the people they've beaten up and Cassandra is like:

"I've put my enemies in a hospital by crushing their bones and knocking out their teeth!"

And Casey just nods impressed and then causally drops:

"That's hella wicked Cass. I've crushed my world's Super Shredder in a garbage truck with zero hesitation. :)"

And Cassandra just stops dead and is like you're lying shut up no fucking way so she goes around asking the others in the 12 group like April who's like:

"Ah yeah he did, right after I threw the Super Shredder off a building."

And Cassandra is completely losing her mind because what the actual fuck this is sick as fuck???? She ends up learning that the 12 gang all have a body count in some way, shape or form and she's just awed by this news because they all seem so nice???? Unassuming????

Bonus points if she accidentally gets the rest of the Rise gang's curiosity perked at this and they all learn this with her and Draxum like cries because omg there's a version of the turtles who are killing machines and the Rise boys, April, and Splints are horrified by this random lore drop.

Except for the Rise twins who are super impressed much like Cassandra and lowkey kinda want start their own body count. And the icing on the cake Rise Donnie can't help but ask:

"Who's got the highest count out of all of you???"

And the 12 gang at the same time with zero hesitation deadass go:

"Leo."

The Rise twins and Cassandra are stunned and Draxum is just hella impressed because holy shit. 12 Leo who's out of the loop during this just comes into the conversation completely oblivious to what they were talking about and goes:

"Is everything okay you all look like you've seen a ghost???"

And the Rise gang is trying to make sense of this information because 12 Leo's like the nicest and calmest out of the 12 gang??? He's the mom???? How the hell does this dude have a body count??????? Except for the twins and Cassandra who look at him and go:

"Ya know what, I can see it. He's got that vibe."

Me: *watches the ‘Cult Camp’ episode* David (Camp Camp): *has friend pills* Me: “He uses them, doesn’t he?”

How is she so fat? She’s like, a year or less old!