How Did That Turn Out Well…

How did that turn out well…

Dog’s gone

Me: “Well cats, the dog’s gone with that weird guy” Cat # 1: “Thank all goodness” Cat # 2: “Can I watch the Dragon Prince?” Me: *starts reading Immortal Merlin* Both Cats: “Well that’s a lost cause”

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dog cats immortal merlin based on true events dog gone doggone it some random guy based off a true story

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drearyday

1 year ago

Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

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drearyday

11 months ago

She’s only there to look pretty

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drearyday

4 months ago

sonicrune

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drearyday

2 years ago

Shoes Are Now Teleporting! What’s Next? Toilets?

Shoes are now teleporting! What’s next? Toilets?

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what how???? wtf is this just why literally what the fuck wtf lmao shoe shoe troubles

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drearyday

2 years ago

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demon slayer warrior cats erin hunter warriors kimetsu no yaiba tanjiro kamado mlb naruto naruto uzumaki i got polls percy jackson clark kent superman pjo ladybug poll ladybug and chat noir percy jackon and the olympians Tanjiro tanjirou nancy drew Aiden Kupiec elemental gatherers

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drearyday

11 months ago

I dunno what's so wrong with being a teen in a friend group with old ladies, theyve got the best gossip!

Like, one of them has two aunts(?) who are in a nursing home, and after everyone in the home had been medicated to sleep, they snuck into everyone's rooms and stole all the fake teeth and put the teeth in their bathtub.

So at like 3 am, someone was called and told of this.

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alzheimers nursing home thats all i caught lol ive got bad hearing fake teeth this is why they put initials in fake teeth so they cant get stolen and the aunts had alzheimers so they really had to put all their focus on this nursing home gossip

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drearyday

4 months ago

prepare for trouble, and make it double (black) i really need to sleep but i had to get this out of my system first i guess ( ˘ ､ ˘ )

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drearyday

1 year ago

was talking to my gf about my fear of dying young for being trans and my mom putting my deadname on my gravestone, and she said "i hope that never happens, but if it does, i will carve your name into your grave myself if i have to." and i think theres something extremely raw about that sentiment and trans community in general. you can kill only our bodies, but you cant kill transsexuality

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drearyday

2 years ago

Shoe Troubles

How far would you go to rescue a shoe? I walked a mile to rescue a shoe from the river and failed. And that river goes into Indiana! So, if anyone find a pink shoe in the river that would fit on a five year old, congratulations! You've found Ezra's shoe and four people couldn't. Hel, I was bleeding because of a thorn bush (don't worry, the bush is perfectly fine).

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please someone help shoe i'm disappointed shoe troubles i'm disappointed in myself you're better than me

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