Commission For @therealandian For The Fic "Search Through The Stars". Disclaimer, This Is Not Actually

Shoes are now teleporting! What’s next? Toilets?

sometimes I think I'm shit at writing... other times I write "Unholy as it may seem to the uneducated, holiness is in the soul of the whomever is serving it" and I'm reminded that no, I'm still the god of the world I've constructed for my existence

I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

Just discovered your Worm off the String au. How does Dani come into being in this version? Manufacturing defect (non-derogatory) from the worm-on-a-string factory? Vlad collecting discarded fuzz from Danny?

Vlad, being the creep he is, stole shed fur over the course of a few months to make Danielle. However, he does not work in a worm-making factory nor does he know what he's doing or have the proper supplies for worm-making.

So Danielle happens! Unfortunately for her, she does not have a factory-issued string, her string is weak and prone to fraying. Which may potentially result in breaking. (like destabilization)

P1, P2

I dunno what's so wrong with being a teen in a friend group with old ladies, theyve got the best gossip!

Like, one of them has two aunts(?) who are in a nursing home, and after everyone in the home had been medicated to sleep, they snuck into everyone's rooms and stole all the fake teeth and put the teeth in their bathtub.

So at like 3 am, someone was called and told of this.

Prison break

my coworker put his two weeks in and then decided to weld his name into our work table. i should add that when confronted about it he claimed he didn’t even know how to weld despite having and being paid for having a welding license

what happened to his armor??

got four words into a fic, then went and read the notes. damn you really did make him a whore

Heyyyy I'm back?

Anyways, have some yummy angst from the finale!!

The monthly routine yk how it goes