I Feel Like The Potential Of Large Fluffy Tails Is Seriously Underestimated In This Community

I'm not saying my side kink for sneezing has been caused entirely by seeing this part of "Why Don't You" by Gramophonedzie when I was eight, but god DAMN did it help-

Well and even this year my spotify wrapped makes absolutely zero sense, I'm proud of myself

Who wants to be my fairy roommate 👉👈

Side-effects of getting a fairy roommate: turns out a really high proportion of the human population is allergic to fairy dust, so it's kind of like owning a cat but with more social awkwardness.

Absolutely real

Save me from insomnia 💔

Look I'm not saying my life is bad, but if I had

someone that enjoys tickling my sensitive nose with a flower or her soft hair, slowly making my sinuses burn and become tingling with the sensory overload of the touch and heavy perfume, taking me to the brink of sneezing but keeping it at bay just enough not to let me, as she reassures me that it's ok to let go and let my poor nose breathe, just for her to ever so tenderly kiss the tip of my nose and making me to burst into a violent, powerful fit of sneezes that leaves me dizzy and with teary eyes and runny nose as I sniffle and desperately beg for a handkerchief

It would certainly be a lot more fun

Clingy, teasing catgirl + boy that is dreadfully allergic to her

That's all I have to say for now >//<

Bursts or insanity always come at late hours so here's a question for all of the wonderful men-loving freaks:

Thanks for existing plant girls/dryads who are covered in flowers and constantly release bursts of pollen, petals and allergens.

Thanks for existing women with long hair who feel to need to flip and toss it around and at people all the time.

Thanks for existing cuddly kitsune/catgirls with little concept of personal space and keen on shoving their ticklish tails in people's faces.

Thanks for existing women obsessed with makeup who can't help but accidentally spray their perfume or setting dusts in their partner's nose.

A sincere thanks to all of you, you are a fundamental part of humankind as a society and I'll always be the first to absolutely fold for you like mess I am 🫡

Does... Does this qualify as snz content...?

This may sound weird but bear with me

The terms "kink" and "fetish" are often used interchangeably, but I'm sure many of you know their huge difference which is

A not inherently sexual detail and/or action that, when paired with normal sexual activity, makes the whole experience even whole arousing for kinks, versus

A not inherently sexual detail and/or action that, BY ITSELF, is enough to sexually arouse someone for fetishes!!

All that to say that when I see people fawning over, I dunno, characters sniffling, stifling their sneezes, blowing their nose etc, I really think those are instances of a snz fetish because 90% of the time it's caused by the sun, dust, or other similarly environmental causes. Or maybe even cats/pets, for which I won't express myself

And me, who I recently learned to have a snz kink, am there like "Yeah, this would be kinda hot if the sneeze was caused by someone gorgeous teasingly triggering their sneeze, but how tf am I going to simp just for the ALLERGENS??" XD

So yeah, more hot inducers please and thanks for coming to my TedTalk