Poorly Drawn Oddish Line [Redo]

Asks about ANY YOI pairing? Any? Okay. Why isn't anyone talking about Sara/Michele? I need your opinion on this one stat. Headcanons for it. Were they a thing in the HBB AU? Whatever you can give us

I will openly talk about how badly I need fanwork where Michele jerks it and cries while thinking about Sara fucking another dude. 

I need some “send me to that awful kind of southern baptist church with snakes” porn of Sara insulting Mickey and telling him he has a small dick, and stepping on his dick, and just humiliating him. 

Or fucking a dude, and “accidentally” calling Mickey during so he overhears everything (actually that goes well with the first point, I’m basically two glasses of wine away from a fic at this point). 

Or maybe Mickey finally has a somewhat functional relationship and then Sara starts teasing him relentlessly. Snapchats of her in bed in her PJ’s that show a little too much. Wrapped in towel fresh from the shower shots, etc. 

Basically, codependent, destructive, and six kinds of fucked up. 

And I think they probably maintained some semblance of plausible deniability in HBB. Like “we put on this image for the hustle” or “this only happens when we get really drunk” or something like that. However whatever “this” is can encapsulate a wide variety of behaviors so. 

malasada crumbs

they bonded this way

Phichit : So... do you have the goods?

Sara : Question is, do you?

Phichit : (take out custom made poster of Seung Gil in mismatched casual clothes walking the street of Seoul)

Sara : (take out translated transcript of Celestino drunken rambling on how the Russian stole his star pupil in Sochi)

Phichit and Sara : Nice doing business with you (shakes hand)

“I hope it’s flowers!”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  As usual wwwwwwwwww

Hwang In-ho in season 2 of Squid Game

The round menace...

Please don't

Victor:*is unconscious*

Yuuri: Victor isn't breathing! What do we do!

Victor: *secretly pretending because he wants yuuri to kiss him*

Chris: don't worry I'll give him mouth to mouth

Victor: *gets up* please don't

My OTP's go from "aww, they're so cute" to "slam them against the wall and fuck them 'til they beg for mercy "