My Job Puts Up Opinion Boards And The New One Was “what Animal Do U Think You Could Beat In Their Natural

My job puts up opinion boards and the new one was “what animal do u think you could beat in their natural territory?”

I now know the AUDACITY of some people. Saying they could beat a kangaroo??!!?! An ostrich??!!?!

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1 year ago

Trying to study for my chem final today but the period shits are getting to me 😔


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7 years ago
Accurate.

Accurate.

2 years ago

Just remembered the time my 4th grade teacher flexed on me by staring me straight in the eye and still continuing to type on the computer. Was honestly terrified, I’ve never been as intimidated as I was then


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1 year ago

I want a fic with lifeguard Billy and he teaches kids classes. He’s teaching Holly and she absolutely adores him. She’s like “Billy sounds like Holly, so we basically have the same name!” They have nicknames for each other and just a cute relationship that absolutely baffles Nancy and Mike. Maybe Billy’s nickname is Bolly and Holly’s is Hilly.

One day the Wheeler’s go to the pool with all of the Party and when they get there, Billy is on a downshift and Holly just goes running up to him, just so happy to see her favorite big kid. (Nancy and Mike are mean and Jonathan is gross and she doesn’t remember Steve much)

Everyone is so shocked they even know each other. And Karen likes Billy (not like she did in the show, that was weird) so she says hi and the 3 are just hanging out while everyone just stares.

Billy is smiling and messing around with Holly and Holly is talking about school and swimming just talking his ear off.

While the Party + Nancy, Steve, and Jonathan are trying to figure out what’s happening. Wondering if he’s possessed or was body-switched.

I think that’d be a good fic


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1 year ago

Read this thing about Saint Agatha and how she’s the patron saint of rape and abuse victims.

Now I need a story centering about this with Billy. Like his mom gave him a pendant with her on it. I think I’ve seen something similar to this but with a different saint.

Like it was hers but she gave it to him and now it’s his comfort item. Since like his dad is hella abusive, it obviously sort of applies.


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10 months ago

Daenerys having to chain her dragons is honestly so sad and just feels so ironic too


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10 months ago

I hate Samwell’s dad. “Aren’t you fat enough” bro shut the fuck up. You can suck my dick u stupid fuck 🤬🤬🤬


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3 months ago

I’ll be honest, I thought people were joking whenever I saw posts like “gay people are making everyone gay!!” I honestly thought people didn’t think that, but my friend recently told me that her grandma asked her aunt if I was her girlfriend. Her aunt told her that my friend wasn’t gay but I was.

Then last week, I went to visit my friend and her grandma was there. She straight up ignored me, I said hi and tried to be nice but she didn’t say anything and just sat there not doing anything. I didn’t think anything of it until my friend was telling me that she was talking to her aunt about how rude her grandma was and that it was because i’m gay. Never once did I think that it was because im gay and friends with her granddaughter.

I’m realizing now that I live a very privileged life. My parents didn’t really care when I told them, all of my friends are accepting, and I work in a progressive, safe place. It’s insane to me that people are just bigots and homophobic.


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1 year ago

I’d rather have dimensions be destroyed than know when someone i love is going to die and not stop it.


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2 years ago

You know how sometimes you regret knowing something? Anyways I was playing incoherent with some friends and when my friend said the clue I immediately yelled out double penetration and everyone looked at me like I just used a snake as a cock ring so yeah


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