Dr-houses-left-buttcheek - My Name's Nico

Hiiii!!! <3

when my mutuals spam like me i grin. like hi you horny mf lets fuck!!

"she's losing blood! What's her type?" I don't know red flags??

Tumblr as promised, here's my Mpreg Dr. House x Shadow the Hedgehog, hope you like it<3

I will draw (for free ofc) anything you comment!!!

*cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you*

Except you Dvernijenda. I'm keeping an eye on you. Evil evil Door

I prefer using tumblr because its the only active social where no one who knows me irl uses it which means i have a lot of privacy here and can do and say whatever i want without someone finding it

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

Hadejte kdo dal vypoved sefovi Sašovi hlaskou z pelisku

all Czechs know how to do is get drunk, complain about everything, quote Pelíšky and lie

people who dont maintag: here is a full analysis of a scene where i write out what each character considered the situation to be, why their pasts made them react the way they did, and why the eventual misunderstanding was as avoidable as it was inevitable… #rambles #idk if this means anything so i wont spam tags ^^;

people who do maintag: i hate blorbo #blorbo #from my shows

Blade and Dan Heng

Character who doesn't get to die & character who doesn't get to live. Is that anything.

sometimes, as a tgirl dating another tgirl, your partner will randomly metamorphosize and transform into a corrupted version of herself; at which point you must spend the next hour engaged in a verbal boss fight attempting to assure her that you do in fact love her and that she deserves to have you as a partner. if you lose she kills herself