IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S WORM WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

Happy Worm Wednesday everyone, today I will *checks notes* turn into a worm and DM my girlfriend

DEER GOD

i’m fucking obsessed w her

never ask a woman her age, a man his salary or a teenage girl what happened to her when she was thirteen.

LET'S WHOA WITH MAMA

let's. let's woah with mama. i'll see myself out

sex was definitely better pre 9/11 whenever they added all that tsa bullshit they ruined sex too i know this

just did my estrogen shot so well it was sooooooo easy anyone wanna give me some victory head since i was such a good girl ^_^

I'm a little slut for oranges

i HATE this man what do you MEAN they not ONLY got him to perform a YEAR after aventurine did but ALSO made him announce a LUCKY DRAW AND THEN REFERENCE AVENTURINE'S LUCK. WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.