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Prostě tomu tak je 🤷

(obrázek je skoro rok starý ale idgaf)

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hey man, i wish i had some actual profound words of advice and encouragement but i am but a man too. but listen, it will get better, no matter how shit it sometimes is. and one mustn't let the misery overpower the little joys of life, the little joys are what keeps us going, baybeee.

anyway, just hang in there king. you got this 🙌🫡

Is this bc of my unsafe driving post?

První šestice Je Hotová Ale Nebojte Ani Zdaleka Nekončíme. Vaše Další Oblíbené Lodě Které

První šestice je hotová ale nebojte ani zdaleka nekončíme. Vaše další oblíbené lodě které chcete v této sérii vidět klidně pište do komentářů. (Nebojte petriáš je hned v další šestici)

Pokud bych udělal speciální šestici na Cimrmanovy queer postavy koho by jste tam chtěli vidět?

Make it 205!

dr-houses-left-buttcheek - My name's Nico

VESELOU ZKOUŠKU SIRÉN


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Woah mama, you can come out if you're an egg, we're really accepting here

woah mama theres weird ominous plastic eggs on your blog???

Woah Mama Theres Weird Ominous Plastic Eggs On Your Blog???

Woah mama they're gonna put me in the egg


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Twitter Is Fucking Incredible
Twitter Is Fucking Incredible
Twitter Is Fucking Incredible

twitter is fucking incredible

Th blnc ws dstrd lng g. Thr r n vwls nmr. Nw trnslt ths

"Miluji tě<3"

@dr-houses-left-buttcheek

Subject: Regarding Your Translation Requests 🦑📜

Dear Nico,

I regret to inform you that I can no longer serve as your translator, interpreter, or spiritual linguist.

You see, last Tuesday at precisely 3:47 AM, I was visited in a dream by a sentient dictionary named Merriam-Webscream. She informed me, in fluent Morse code and interpretive dance, that continuing to translate for you would disrupt the ancient balance between vowels and consonants. Apparently, the fate of the English language now rests on me speaking only in riddles and sound effects until the next lunar eclipse.

Additionally, my pet iguana (who is actually a licensed psychic) foresaw that if I translated one more sentence for you, the moon would fall out of orbit, and all toast would be permanently burned on one side. I can't let that happen. I love toast. The crust symmetry must be preserved.

So, effective immediately, I shall be communicating only through interpretive eyebrow raises and the occasional honk. 🫨🔊

Please respect my journey.

In confused commitment to nonsense, Ash Licensed Professional in Absolutely Nothing Founder of the “No Translate, Only Chaos” movement™


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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

*kisses y'all on your lips*

dr-houses-left-buttcheek - My name's Nico

opinions on IHNMAIMS?

WOAH MAMA. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO WOAH MAMA YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORDS WOAH MAMA WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE MAMA I WOAH FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. WOAH MAMA. WOAH MAMA.


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dr-houses-left-buttcheek - My name's Nico
My name's Nico

Nico/Adora || huge Honkai fan || blog might contain some kink || enby bisexual, any pronouns || I swear I will make the blog aesthetic someday || for now enjoy boobed up Aventurine

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