She Honk On My Shoo Until I Mimimimimi

Sometimes I get scared cause I get reminded that some of my IRL's have my tumblr

Where I'm posting from

And the hips too! ><

please grab me by the throat as you kiss me!

breaking into the houses of beautiful women to steal their razors and whisper subliminal messages to them so they stop shaving their body hair

"she's losing blood! What's her type?" I don't know red flags??

Searching for the "kudos" everytime my favourite local couple does something cute, forgetting this is real life and not a fanfic

someone make him some soup pls

sex was definitely better pre 9/11 whenever they added all that tsa bullshit they ruined sex too i know this

do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?