Chat I Need Lazy Morning Make Outs That Lead To Soft Sex With Her Right Now Or I’m Gonna Go Absolutely

just did my estrogen shot so well it was sooooooo easy anyone wanna give me some victory head since i was such a good girl ^_^

Ano<3

do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?

Ariel Rebel and Nikita Bellucci

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"Miluji tě<3"

@dr-houses-left-buttcheek

Subject: Regarding Your Translation Requests 🦑📜

Dear Nico,

I regret to inform you that I can no longer serve as your translator, interpreter, or spiritual linguist.

You see, last Tuesday at precisely 3:47 AM, I was visited in a dream by a sentient dictionary named Merriam-Webscream. She informed me, in fluent Morse code and interpretive dance, that continuing to translate for you would disrupt the ancient balance between vowels and consonants. Apparently, the fate of the English language now rests on me speaking only in riddles and sound effects until the next lunar eclipse.

Additionally, my pet iguana (who is actually a licensed psychic) foresaw that if I translated one more sentence for you, the moon would fall out of orbit, and all toast would be permanently burned on one side. I can't let that happen. I love toast. The crust symmetry must be preserved.

So, effective immediately, I shall be communicating only through interpretive eyebrow raises and the occasional honk. 🫨🔊

Please respect my journey.

In confused commitment to nonsense, Ash Licensed Professional in Absolutely Nothing Founder of the “No Translate, Only Chaos” movement™

So for the past 12 days in honor of valentines day I’ve been making daily comics based off true stories about making my ex cry during my toxic first relationship (”times my ex made me cry” would be…a much darker comic.) Plz enjoy, it was very cathartic for me to make!

danger days mcr as “get in loser, we’re going shopping” from mean girls(2004)

breaking into the houses of beautiful women to steal their razors and whisper subliminal messages to them so they stop shaving their body hair

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