The Yappers

Mikey gonna teach you something

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don’t you love clothes that totally aren’t yours and are also wayyyyy too big

no remorse

leo does it too for the record

based off the fact that a lot of my friends did not know it’s was saint patty’s

Can you do more trans girl Donnie and Raph? Please? Uh- no pressure if you don’t wanna, just wanted to ask :3

no i appreciate you i love drawing these girlies

i think they’d just devolve into a life of crime

ficlet below ↓

“No. No! Everything is fine!” Raph shouted into her shell cell over the sound of blaring police sirens. “We’re just out for a…drive! We’ll be home soon!”

Donnie shrieked as the car went over another steep hill. Somehow even with the car being airborne and shot at, she felt the need to always be right. “Well actually, with the way this is going, we might never lose these guys!”

“And whose fault is that?! I told you I should drive!”

Donnie spared a harrowing moment to glare over her shoulder. “This is your fault! This wouldn’t happened if you didn’t have the stupid idea to rob a bank!” Then as an after thought–”And sit down!”

“You robbed a what!?”

“Nothing Leo!” Raph delivered a swift kick to the back of her sister’s head, which only increased her incessant shrieking. Raph held the receiver away from her face. “Shhh! Shut up, Donnie! And I only said we should take a couple buck to buy the parts for you-know-what!” 

“Yeah?! Well we wouldn’t need parts to track Shredder’s body if you didn’t kill him.”

“Um, last time I checked dude, you shot him!”

Michelangelo’s voice crackled through the speaker. “They know we can still hear them, right?”

No, we did not know that. Raph grit her teeth in a fake smile. “Hahaha! We’re just joking around. Right, Donnie?”

Donnie yelped as the car swerved, throwing all her body weight to wrestle control of the steering wheel. Stray bullets hit the side of the car. “Yep! Just peachy!”

“See, we’re all good! It’s all good! See you at home!”

“Wait, hold on a se–” Leo’s voice cut out as Raph swiftly hung up. Ok, one problem down. She turned to watch the hijacked police cars closing in. Foot soldiers dangled out the side windows firing stolen guns. A flurry of curses came from the driver’s seat next to her.

Raph sighed. They're not going to be home anytime soon, are they?

no context

I want a divorce.

we divorce when rise gets a third season

cutting it close with this one boys

anyway

i really dropped the ball on this one i’m sorry

happy new year!!

Happy Mother’s Day 👍 :3