Birthday Dance

when mum tells you to take out the trash but you misunderstood-

This mortal took a break from their work requirements. And what are they gonna do? FINALLY FINISH A DATE WITH DEATH

Lil glitch boy💚

Oh I love him so much

"descended into madness" um actually i climbed here? yeah it was a pretty steep journey. yeah the air's pretty thin up here. i think im getting altitude sickness. pretty dizzy actually

Happy Birthday Meow-Meow~

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

to whatever teenager needs to hear this:

statistically your generation is having less underage sex & drinking less & doing fewer drugs & generally making better choices than your parents’ generation

the shit you see on tv is just a bunch of middle-aged tv producers (who should know better) sexualizing you & projecting onto your age group. 

do your best not to internalize it as normal, and absolutely call them on their bullshit. 

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

Raise your hand if you support Seán not making videos every day anymore.