Praying For Idia Actually Because Why Is Malleus So Scary

Inktober :: Mindless

choose your fighter: Eef edition

I ran as fast as I could

so when trump takes office on monday and “saves tiktok” with a 90 day extension on the tiktok ban decision, then during that period mark zuckerberg “suddenly” decided to buy tiktok and have meta absorb it, then what.

trump created this problem when he introduced the tiktok ban in his first term and he’s going to take credit for “solving” it now. the tiktok ceo made a video thanking trump for “understanding the app” then the error message says we are grateful to trump for working with us on this ?? AND he’s invited to sit front row at the inauguration??? oh also new facebook/tiktok integrations popping up today ???

trump’s dick is in the tiktok ceo’s mouth the deal is already done

Here. Have a over dramatic attention seeking bish.

Markiplier during The Great Honey Conspiracy of 2024:

Conflicting character development

Alternatively

"When your mom is a better grandma than she was a parent"

Imagine trying to act all cool mature but then your mom comes around to aura farm from u

Mayhaps... Darkiplier painfully reminiscing about William who may as well be gone forever, replaced by this pink buffoon... wishing for their friend and lover back... If that’s too difficult or too cryptic, I’m sorry heh

its sad hours my guys uwu

This might sound silly but hear me out

Headcanons for Rook, Vil, Malleus, and Idia taking MC for a spin on their brooms, telling MC to hold on tight but then getting surprised when MC iron grips their waist for dear life

Idia Shroud:

Idia almost let out a surprised scream but to save his dignity, his mouth clamped shut after a brief surprised yelp. The tips of his hair began to turn pink but you weren’t paying attention to that, too focused on keeping your grip on him solid as your face rested on his back to protect you from the whipping wind.

Malleus Draconia:

Malleus had thrown out the comment as a slight joke, not expecting you to take him so literally. He was far more used to being the source of fear, of repelling the people he was desperate to connect with. Instead, you find safety in him, holding him tight and staying closer than most people would dare to. He was already fond of you but this only seemed to endear you to him even more.

Rook Hunt:

Rook was already feeling the electricity in the air but to have you so shamelessly cling to him while on a romantic broom ride? You were going to permanently reset the rhythm of his heart at this rate! He openly swooned at your bold behavior and the broom follows suit, leading you on a less smooth than expected ride. Rook was always in control but he wanted to see your cute reactions when you thought he wasn’t, looking a little too pleased with himself when he finally landed.

Vil Schoenheit:

Vil will admit his first concern was his hair, as he hadn’t known he was going to take you on a ride like this, but he forgot all about it when he feels your grip. You squeezed around his waist tighter than any corset could, and you’re much warmer too, a good deterrent for the frigid air. He supposed he was the one to issue the order and he did love that you were such a good listener, ready to tease you thoroughly once you were safely on the ground (and his hair was back in proper order).