Tea Party Birds

could you imagine like. jack and mark going to a support group or smth for single dads and jacks like ‘yeah i have six kids also the oldest keeps trying to kill me but i love them all so much

haha absolutely skjbdkg. it’s hard for him!! Anti really wants him dead and he just wants to hang out with his boys!! meanwhile Mark’s like well i have about THIRTY and they ALL want to kill me except like two of them so THERE

and Jack’s just like MAN STOP MAKING THEM LIKE THAT

Mark: I DON’T KNOW HOW

Jack: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW HOW

Mark: THE ONES THAT AREN’T MURDERERS ARE JUST SO BORING JACK

Jack: fuck’s sake. JJ, I’m going to need a second coffee for this, please. thank you sweetie

Mark, sobbing: I LOVE MY KILLER CHILDREN

"descended into madness" um actually i climbed here? yeah it was a pretty steep journey. yeah the air's pretty thin up here. i think im getting altitude sickness. pretty dizzy actually

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

not my usual stuff but remember:

if/when tiktok comes back,

it is not the same place. it is not the same. and most importantly do NOT under any circumstances forget that The Tangerine was the one who wanted it banned in the first place and he is no savior, he, like everyone else in government, is doing what benefits him.

DO NOT FORGET THIS.

pick up the patterns, look at history.

A Very Gentle Reminder...

this is how it went right

asra time !

The background is a stained glass from Sultan Omar Ali Saifuddien Mosque.

Inspired by 'Fame Holding Pegasus' by Eugène-Louis Lequesne