Is It Even Possible To Be "half Virgin"?

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I literally cant fucking breathe 

today in history class my teacher decided he'd start class by reading a letter he "found" after my hour. An it was all about this person wanting to break up and blah blah, and at the end it was signed The Colonies. When the class heard that we all left and the entire time I was imaging one of the countries of Hetalia and when he said that I almost broke out laughing because he said "they broke up!". I was imaging all the usxuk ships and America sending a letter to England saying hey I think we should break up and it's your fault this relationship failed.

GUYS

I’m a panromantic asexual. Do you know what that means?

I’m a pancake.

My ding ding dong

And here I though I was over this tiny comic I made, teentitans_fanspaz dubbed it and I did not know what I expected. 

I’m just dying right now.

Hello again this is days 15-21, just have one week left of fish february :_[ anyways…SHARK WEEK!!!!!!

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BLESS THIS MAN I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF 

i hauve a cold

Day 9 Parrot Waxcap refs+inpo

Sadness expressions of the Zodiac Signs

Aries : Rage, impulsivity and failure to get worked up about the things they normally do, oppositional but with less verve and energy

Taurus : Isolation, binge eating and lethargy, a sense of ‘me against the world’, less patience, easier to enrage

Gemini : Silence, nerves, over thinking, easily distractible and seems ‘elsewhere’; they are fairly intolerable to sadness they tend to detach/dissociate from feelings after a short while

Cancer : Teariness, neediness, isolation, binge eating, crying after insignificant events, stomach aches, a feeling of separation from everyone around them

Leo : Obvious displays of stress, they become like a wound up string and as if they are on the brink of a nervous break down. Short tempered and needy (only around close friends/family) and become martyred

Virgo: Isolation, heightened compulsions (cleaning, washing hands more etc;), unresponsive in conversations, at time blunt and more oppositional Libra : General feeling of instability/moodiness, reduced urge to socialize/be with friends, hopelessness, a feeling of being disliked/rejected by everyone, you can sense them ‘trying’ to be happy and keep composed

Scorpio : Isolation, opposition, hostility and violent mood swings. Intense melancholy with at times delusions and paranoia. Thoughts even scary to them, a sense of ‘me against the world’.

Sagittarius : Lethargy, escapism (substance use etc;), uncharacteristically more serious and tense, less tolerance, feelings of worry when thinking into the future

Capricorn : Demotivation, lethargy, hopelessness, over thinking, they seem tense and ‘overly alert’, hyper vigilant, force themselves to ‘go through the motions’, nothing impresses them

Aquarius : Uneasy, harder to ‘reach’; as if they are far away. Silence, isolation, detachment, even though they try to appear happy. Distracted

Pisces : Teariness, anxiety, isolation, when they feel sadness they tend to feel ‘all at once’, nerves, obsessive/ruminating thinking, remembering everything bad that ever happened to them, crying over insignificant events

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