The Horrifying Moment When You Look Around For An Adult And Realize You Are One.

That could NOT be more accurate

making your friend watch your favorite tv show

Italy is in that club.

Sign me the fuck up

This is beautiful

“A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”

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I want my funeral to have a merch table. Lil badge pins with a text saying "weird uncle funeral" or some shit, wristbands and all. Black t-shirts with a print of my tombstone text on it in white gothy typeface. On the back of the shirt is a portrait of me as a crudely drawn skeleton, burning in hell.

The Zodiac Stages of Life

Aries - Newborn

Taurus - Toddler

Gemini - Preschooler

Cancer - Child

Leo - Teenager

Virgo - Student / Young adult / Isolation

Libra - Partner / Young adult - Intimacy

Scorpio - Lover / Young adult - Isolation & Intimacy

Sagittarius - Adult

Capricorn - Maturity

Aquarius - Retirement

Pisces - Old

More Zodiac Here

You are a villain famous for “killing” heroes. In reality, heroes come to you to fake their deaths.

Funguary day 12 ref and final

I'll be honest, I was kinda stumped on what to do for this one until I saw my reflection while I was wearing a poncho😅

new year new mountain goats

if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement