yes
Will you guys still love me when I’m no longer young and average looking?
That'd be nice wouldn't it. Am I got people for that. So woooh me!
literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone
that’s it
that’s all
i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep
have no idea why, just do
and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate
im crying now
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You never know dear
How much I love you
Please don’t take
My sunshine
Away
Dude, someone needs to actually make this into a movie
Clifford the big red dog by *sandara
thank you person I do not know, but fear not, for I shall use my tumblr to send it to all other persons!!! seriously read it and know
also i saw this on the unicef twitter page and thought id share
So beautiful!!!♡
A wave viewed from underwater
Aries: Screaming, throwing books everywhere, ingesting inhuman amounts of coffee, slamming doors, ripping papers, tossing their phone in the toilet.
Taurus: Can't start until they're had a snack, nap, shower, break, and then they sit down. And they don't stand up until they are done.
Gemini: Hysterical laughter, is in denial, writes the most epic bullshit ever, has a meltdown at 3 am, suffers from loss of identity and motivation.
Cancer: Intense crying on their laptop keyboard, the laptop malfunction, electrocutes them, and all of their work has been erased off the face of the work. Turns in doctor's note.
Leo: Lies to themselves, says they have plenty of time. Says they'll start at 7, and when they check the time, its 7:03. Now they have to wait until 8. Damn it.
Virgo: Begins writing a bunch of drafts, is never satisfied, pulls an all-nighter, has three panic attacks, but turns in a pretty decent assignment.
Libra: Instead of starting, does elaborate research on how to fake sick, comes up with a million excuses, and practices executing them in the mirror.
Scorpio: Hates themselves extensively, cries through half of the paper, uses caps locks aggressively, blogs about how much they hate themselves and their life.
Sagittarius: Cannot seem to start, calls all of their friends and ends up paying someone to do the assignment for them. Plan flops miserably, skips school.
Capricorn: Loathes themselves, cries in the shower, then gets down to business. Thinks they'll fail, gets an A. We hate them.
Aquarius: Actually performs best under pressure. Has a game plan, perfectly executes it, goes to sleep at 1:30 a.m. Can't sleep because they're too wired.
Pisces: Has three months to do the assignment, spends the day before coming up with excuses why they shouldn't do it, skips school.
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???