Beloved Cowboys

You see BioWare/EA are giving us really cool concepts like this with hella gorgeous armour and character designs:

But all of us deep down in our hearts know, that we, the protagonist are going to get stuck looking like this:

🏕

Like a Dragon: The Movie 2007 - Dir. Takashi Miike

the amount of women who make their self-inserts fuck vulpes inculta is astonishing not just bc he’s a slaver but because you meet him in-game like this

Constantin: *drinks the potion*

Me:

i'm not sorry y'all

new vegas is realistic in the fact that, given a desert environment and all society has crumbled, mankind will always return to its most primal state: cowboys

🩸 Astarion 🩸

Larian Studios thank you so much for the opportunity to contribute to this incredible adventure!! I'm happy to work with you and you guys are really making history! 🖤

I would also like to thank Neil Newbon for the voice of Astarion! I'M REALLY READY TO SQUEAK WITH DELIGHT EVERY TIME I HEAR HIS FLIRTATIOUS INTONATION!! THANKS FOR THAT! 😳