Doofusthebozo - Doofus

please reblog for a larger sample size my friends disagree with my methods

that post reminded me.

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

Meganelympics: The Glasses Character Tournament (Round 1)

propaganda under the cut!

Gregor:

he is a bug man <3

fuck you.

He's a bug boy!

Kei Tsukishima:

He crunkly emo moon man kisses him gently

he is the reason i know what megane means (before i took jpn) he puts the mega in megane cause there is no need for him to be that tall i’m 5’0.5 (the half inch is very important) please give me some height 🙏🙏🙏🙏 if he wins i’ll grow 4 inches trust

1.3 sellbot manager lineup + personal headcanons bye guys

Get homestucked dweeb

I know who you are.

quickie keebo..

The WOKE Beatles

John Lennon walked his black ass down to Sears one afternoon and stood infront of the doors. They would not be open for another 3 hours, so he would have to wait. While waiting, his 3 best friends/enemies pulled up in a pink jeep.

"John! I need 14 American dollars for lash extensions!" Paul said.

"Why do you need American dollars? We live in England." George asked.

"Ringo!" Said Ringo. He was just happy to be there.

"Fuck off I gave you money to get your nails done yesterday you idiot."

"Yes and they are beautiful." Paul said as he showed off his 4 inch nails. They had the entirety of the White Album painted on them. Which meant they were a boring white color with The Beatles logo on it.

"But I need lashes to be fully beautiful." Paul whined.

"You're ugly regardless." George said.

For anyone wondering, John is black with Creole on his mom's side. George got his eyebrows waxed and is transgender. Ringo was force fed glue as a child. Paul hasn't changed.

"Ringo!" Ringo agreed.

"Anyways you guys fuck off I'm waiting for this wonderful establishment to open."

"Why wait here when we can go get McDonald's eh?" Paul offered.

"You would want a Big Mac huh? Maybe a number 2, a number 4, three number 7s, a number 10 with extra dip-" George mocked.

"Right because your fat ass always orders a McSalad." Paul shot back. He turned back to John. "Are you coming or not?"

"Im coming like my name was Your Mom." John said as he got into the jeep.

"Ringo!" Ringo yelled happily. What a beautiful day.

Also nonbinary! All enbies, including AMAB, AFAB, and anybody intersex!!

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

Alejandro has two hands. Heather holds the right one and Noah the left one. Tyler and Cody can have his ankles

there, I fixed it