Little Oral Andie Really Knows How To Polish The Plums. Go Get It, Girl.

Period. Hard Stop. Under 18? Unfollow me. Now.

A Note to Minors:

I see a lot on tumblr lately regarding the defense of underage participants in a certain community, as well as the underage participants expressing anger that they are not welcome on NSFW blogs. As a NSFW blogger, as well as someone who has come to know various sex laws due to their career, I thought I would clarify some things:

1. It doesn’t matter what the age of consent in your state is. Age of consent refers to the age that you are able to consent to sexual activity only.

2. Even if you are able to consent at age 16 or 17, by law you are still a minor. Pornography cannot be sold or viewed by minors.

3. If you are under 18 and you post explicit photos of yourself, you can be charged with creating and circulating child pornography, as the images contain a minor.

4. It is normal to have interests in sex and kink, regardless of age. There are safe spaces on the internet to seek these out and ask questions regarding your interests. Spaces where you can communicate with other teens, that are well moderated and do not allow adults to freely graze and prey. Scarleteen.com is probably the greatest example.

5. As a minor, showing purposeful disregard for another blogger or a website’s request that no minors be present on the site (and for some explicit material, 21 is the age for legal viewership) puts the owner of that blog and/or website at risk. No one wants to see awesome sex bloggers get shut down or sex friendly spaces on the internet get hit for having underage members. Think about more than just yourselves.

If you’re under 18, unfollow me. Don’t argue, don’t flame me, just unfollow. I’ll be the first person to high five you when you turn 18 and we can reminisce about how much it sucked to wait. Until then, peace out.

This is my favourite tumblr page. I’ve shown my slut this page and taught her the right way. Balls are never spit free

Thank you for your support! If I’ve inspired even one extra slut to keep her man’s balls soggy with saliva than its all been worth it.

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Hit me with your best shot!

Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything.

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

I can’t even wrap my fucking head around this.

It’s so hard...

...to say goodbye. A lot of you have asked if I’m moving to another service, and I just don’t have the energy to start over. I got nearly 30,000 of you perverts to follow along with my shenanigans and I don’t have the ambition or interest to do that again.

I started this blog a few years ago because I wasn’t finding any blogs or sites that really focused on women showing love to the balls. But now there are plenty of Reddit threads and Pornhub playlists and I feel like my work here is done.

Thanks for following, playing along with my stupid games, and jerking off together. Wherever you wind up, have fun, respect boundaries, make at least some effort to be sure that what your posting has the consent of everyone featured in the pics or video.

So long, Xander Wolfe

@xander_wolfe on Twitter and XXXanderWolfe on Reddit

Dressing Room Fun

Since we can’t share pictures on here anymore, I thought I’d share some fun stories.

One time my wife was trying on sundresses for me at Target. She was totally naked in the dressing room, I would bring her dressing from the rack and then she would come out and try on the thin, flowing dresses with nothing on underneath. We were having so much fun, and I decided to take it up a notch. I went to get her the next few dresses to try on, and I saw a man walking towards the dressing room to try something up. I pretended to check my phone while strategically waiting for him to walk past the room my wife was in. Once he was directly in front of the stall, I opened the door wide to reveal my fully nude wife to him. She had no idea I was doing that, and he got a nice long look at her nude body. She was surprised at first and then thrilled as I shut the door and played it off like I didn't know someone was behind me.

http://www.pornhub.com/embed/2051049254

Bobbi Starr understands how important the balls are in this perfect fucking blowjob. Deepthroat ball licking and swallowing (!) happens here people. Take notes, slut. This is how you earn your bus pass home.

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I am a man. Thanks for asking.