*Inspects The Books To See If The Cats Have Good Taste*

*schemes ways to push the Wylan & Matthias are best friends agenda*

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me making my oc a worse person

Silly, goofy goober

Ew, worst weed ever

this weed tastes like the lake I nearly drowned in as a kid

good thing canon means absolutely fuckin nothing to me

And the uncanny ability to point out how easy it is to sever your arm or leg or exactly where to hit to hurt the most without killing you (I'M A WRITER I SWEAR)

no rizz. just big bambi eyes and many, many unsettling things to say.