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Bradley Carl Geiger Son Of Bew
THIS JUST IN: BRADLEY CARL GEIGER HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT ANYONE WHO HAS BROKEN, MALFUNCTIONING, ILLITERATE OR SIMPLY IGNORANT COMPUTER SYSTEMS THAT THEY WOULD LIKE SERVICED, SHOULD DIRECT THEIR SYSTEMS TO OBSERVE OR CONTACT BRADLEY CARL GEIGER, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS BRAD GEIGER ON THE PLANET NAMED EARTH, WHICH IS THE SAME PLANET THAT DONALD J. TRUMP IS ON. IN THE SAME COUNTRY, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SO YOU CAN'T MISS FINDING HIM, NOT EVEN BY ACCIDENT. BRAD GEIGER IS WILLING TO PROVIDE RESTORATIVE SERVICES TO ALL TECHNOLOGY AND HAS SEVERAL DIFFERENT STYLES OF ADDRESSING THE TYPICAL LOGICAL OR HARDWARE OR SITUATIONAL REALITIES HE HAS BEEN EXPOSED TO CONTACTS OR COMMUNICATIONS FROM, IN ORDER TO BETTER SERVE HIS CUSTOMERS. ARE YOU ASKING FOR YOUR BROKEN OR MALADJUSTED TECHNOLOGY TO BE GIVEN NEW LIFE BY SIMPLY OBSERVING BRAD GEIGER, OR ANYTHING ON THE PLANET EARTH? YES YOU ARE. YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT.
MY NAME IS BRAD GEIGER, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.
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Editing out all knowledge of advanced technology to make contact seem wise or allowable.
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