the fnaf movie is acceptable i guess. the writing's not good but the effects are. yeah it's meant for kids but kids deserve stories that don't treat them like fools
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you're telling me five people died and a cop is in critical condition and that's it? story over, it's all in the past, there is no investigation because mike used the Teen Movie Power of "saying you really really care and that you'll try harder"
none of the characters have any personality beyond the role they need to fulfill in the story.
the "i always come back" line is a meaningless callback in this continuity because he never makes a habit of coming back.
it's obviously sequel baiting with the lack of any resolution to the plot but... you need an interesting story to bait a sequel.
tl;dr scott cawthon is an unremarkable-at-best writer whose stories only took off because they were interesting, (at the time) unique and were coupled with good clever game design. also fuck him he's a Trump supporter
Fucking- THIS! So disappointed when I learned that they stripped so much of her important character traits from her. Absolutely vile what they've done to this book
The Electric State made my blood boil for a lot of reasons, but chief among them was the straightwashing of the main character. In the Simon Stålenhag book, Michelle's first love is Amanda, who she meets at wilderness camp. Amanda's father is an abusive priest, and she ultimately rejects Michelle after what is implied to be conversion therapy. Michelle's queerness, in other words, is inextricable from the shrug she gives the United States as it slowly dies by consumerism. In the film, the country isn't dying (and slowly, horribly transforming into something else), it just needs less screen time. Nothing a rousing battle scene can't fix! Amanda is entirely absent, but hey, at least we're getting headlines like this!
Iterators but theyre a massive fackin war llama from the hit game Ultrakill
Me realizing holy shit they would make a sequel shittier than the last wouldn't they?
Another thing that bugs me about the Minecraft Movie is that it has basically signaled to Warner Bros, one of the WORST movie companies out there, that incompetent slop is acceptable.
People don’t want good movies. They just want bland, boring, uninspired movies with bad special effects and memes they can point to.
Competent writing? Not needed.
Competent filmmaking? Not needed.
Good special effects? Not needed.
Character growth and arcs? Not needed.
Original music? Not needed.
And now this has set the bar for all future Minecraft movies to come next. If there’s a sequel, it will be just as dumb and stupid as the first one was. The possibility of a new director or setting being tried out? Non existent.
Why aim for attempting to make a great film when barely “passable” earns you a BILLION DOLLARS?
Warner Bros was already firing directors, shutting down original films as tax write offs, selling off their animated movies, tearing down historic Loony Tunes animation buildings, and attempting to get scripts made through generated ai bullshit.
And the Minecraft Movie has just proven to them that their anti-creative approach WORKS.
had to be in a waiting room for half an hour (ew) so i drew a benjamin to keep busy
THE BOARD???
[908 A.D] The temple is uncovered.
[976 A.D] Excavation of the temple begins.
[1000 A.D] First adventurer enters the temple.
[1568 A.D] Last evil is purged from the temple.
People are already making morbius-tier shitposts for the Minecraft movie and its awesome
I just wanna know why you don't seen to like Scott Cawthon, I tend to stay far away from drama so I ligetatmently have no clue.
He is a republican who donated money Trump and Mitch McConnell
one thing that some defenders bring up to me "like you support minecraft and notch is even bigger dipshit than scott" while yes notch is like a Q anon weirdo at least he doesnt get any money from minecraft stuff and hasnt since 2014. JK Rowling and Scott Cawthon get money directly for all things involving their IP
EXACTLY LMFAOO thats such a weak comparison for the exact reasons you said. i do believe fnaf can (and should) become a similar situation, scott certainly is fucking rich enough to retire he just cant help but dig himself deeper holes for his reputation. and then whine about it when he receives the smallest of social consequences.
I think this drama is stupid as fuck. Like I feel so bad for illymation. Like imagine this from her perspective like 1 day you Make a video about how kids shouldn't be going into drastic diets because of how they feel about their body. And then some random ass Conservative Youtuber makes a whole ass video about how your indoctrinating children and that you're trying to make people fat. And because of that random ass conservative Youtuber, you're getting harassed by his fans. you get so much harassment That you have to turn off your comments on that video you made. And then After a while of this, you decide to respond Like an adult By making a post on Tumblr Telling your fans not to watch the video and to just report it. And then Out of nowhere. Conservative Youtuber decides to make a 32 minute video Pissing and shitting himself over the fact you dare to make a tumblr Comment Telling people not to watch the video. And in that video he directly tells his fans that you're cyber bullying him And you're trying to censor him and you're trying to censor people with disagreeing opinions. Which makes the harassment much worse. And you're just stuck in limbo not being able to do much about it because if you try to say anything again he's gonna make another video about you which will create more harassment. I want to become an alcoholic cuz of hearing this whole situation. I cannot imagine what it would be like being her in this situation. if By any chance illymation is reading this I just have to say I am so sorry that a Whiny conservative Manchild Is doing this to you. I don't know how to end this sooooooo um byeeeee
imallexx is a nasty fucking abuser stay far away from me if you like him