Holy Sh-t, This Is Insane.. (yet I Want To Do It To Every Weirdo On Tumblr Like It's A Sex Offender List

holy sh-t, this is insane.. (yet I want to do it to every weirdo on tumblr like it's a sex offender list oml)

I'm still alive miozozo

I know you're dyslexic so put this in a text to speech website to help you, because it's not short and it certainly ain't sweet.

Well Mr. William Ashley Mabe- I can see that!

But I can't lie to you: is your life worth living? If I was 44 and anything like you, I'd question that. Taking grainy selfies of my mediocre, aged face from my 1064 Jewel Road, Danbury NC home (pictured above!) desperately scouring the internet for years on-end begging anyone to sext or hook up sounds pathetic. Mr. Mabe, I know you're dyslexic but you definitely can read in the rules of many communities you pollute with your presence that it's girls. only. No predators, lowlives, or 'hornballs' as you put it, are it allowed.

You know what's sad? All that horny, bothering of teens, women, sex workers, bot pages (you can't tell the difference it seems) to get ignored and laughed at- nothing to show for it. No wife , no kids, barely any friends... yikes!

By now, you have been receiving some attention, the likes of which you give to people unsolicited online, yourself. A taste of your own medicine. And every family member of yours I could find, (yup including the ones couple roads down too) will be receiving the same in 2 business days both electronically and via paper mail if you don't go back to @the-vilandra-project's selfie post and unreact (remove) the 🍆 you put on her selfie. I won't say your family's names and addresses because this is YOUR uncontrolled horniness, not theirs.

Additionally! Walmart is all right but... just kidding haha listen I'm a supporter of the working class (unlike yourself it appears, you registered Republican) so don't worry- I didn't send anything to any of your superiors. However, I did contact as many of your female co-workers as possible to make sure they were aware of your several illicit internet interactions on your various profiles. I had a long conversation with two who apparently were already aware of how much of a hornball you are? Yikes!

PS. I too am a believer in God... your struggle with one of the primary sins that weak Christians deal with (lust) shouldn't be a downfall, but rather something you should conquer. I believe in you! PPS. I know you're Gen X, but learn to properly hit the reply button or to @ someone on tumblr correctly... none of your several attempts at replying to my "go die" comment actually notified me. They just spammed the poor poster haha.

If you want me to remove this post send $50 and beg, and if I feel like it I will but tbh, you hopping into my ASK on MY PAGE is a lot of nerve so idk. My cashapp is $didiwoods xoxo.