Trailer Park Princess ₊˚⊹♡

ok i should yap about jimmy my lovely boy i love him

- he doesn’t really like “jimmy” he’s too old for it now but it’s been his nickname ever since kindergarten so its js kinda his forever name

- i should make a playlist for him hehehe. probably mindless self indulgence, guns n’ roses, 2pac, sir-mix-a-lot, eminem… etc

- rip jimmy you would’ve loved saying “ts pmo” and “syabu”

- he says he’s straight, might be bi, is actually gay.

- he doesn’t really care for girls or women. not in a rude way, he just genuinely doesn’t really feel attracted to them.

like

some guy: “look at that chick she’s smoking hot”

jimmy probably: “yeah, did you see her boyfriend?”

um lol

- but he’ll never on his life admit he’s never had a girlfriend because every time a girl asks him out he makes a lame excuse as to why he’s busy

- he definitely is the “only i can hurt them” type of person towards people he cares about

- if he sees his friend hitting on a girl someone he’ll js kinda silently dip like a ghost like yk that one meme where the guy does the peace sign and fades away

- that’s him

ok this is all i have for now now i have to go run a mile wish me luck ahhhhhh

Sweet serial killer

I love you just a little too much

This is honestly so bad but um i made it!! 💌

headcanon that Dallas and Steve purposely refer to Pony as a 13 year old solely to piss him off:

Steve: “hey dal what month is it?”

Dally: “idk go ask the 13-year old”

Pony: *throws lamp at them*

people will buy indian takeaway, fake tan, get lip and cheek filler, put henna on their faces, use human hair wigs, make chicken tikka masala the dish, do YOGA, wear heavy layered gold jewellery, waist chains, HAIR OIL, slick back buns, large gold earrings, the "clean girl" aesthetic, "scandinavian" scarves, chai tea, star signs, the concept of karma, and will still say the most disparaging things about indian + south asian cultures.

i am not south asian but one of my best friends is and hearing all the DISGUSTING things some of the girls at her school say to her, the same girls that do all of the above and i am SICK of it. i don't understand how it is so normalized.

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Danganronpa Life Series Au [proud]

Screenshots bc I do NAWT wanna type ts

Say hi to my very first Dally plushie 😬🫶

(Making that little leather jacket was a real struggle I'm telling you.. 🙈)

Was House fruity this episode?

Season 8, episode 9: Better Half

Said he'd fuck Wilson in the ass

Verdict: FRUITY

POV you’re Mrs. Curtis 1950s-mid 60s. This is a regular occurrence

Imagine just having a gang of little boys bring critters into your home constantly and you don’t even know how they manage or where they’re even finding them. Darrel sr. Is not helping. He is encouraging this.

Possum, raccoon, rabbits, armadillo, squirrel somehow, stray dogs, coyote they thought was a dog, probably would do a deer or a mountain lion if they could

Just converted and mud holding some poor creature like it’s a caught fish way too proud of themselves.

Johnny’s best with rabbits. Dallas would fight a bear given a chance . Steve can and will wiggle himself under a house after something .Twobit would jump in a river. Pony is good at climbing and fast. Soda does good calls. Darry tracks and knows basic animal facts.

the voice the accent the 'man' the bandana around his neck the arm muscles... OH MATT THE MAN YOU ARE