Love eating bread plain like "gee mista this will last the whole week"
The only reason I get out of bed is because I cant fucking stand people towering over me. I will show you my tallness depression be damned!
I thought the lotion was part of the post- boy needs it
We’re defined by our past, but not slaves to it.
We say tomorrow will be different.
Today will be the last day. The last one. The last one and then another.
And another, and another, and another…
I couldnt find an emoji for how i feel rn, so i made one
I made them into a plague doctor. He dont need no pants
Looking at my own oc being evil and mean like i didnt create/control him that way
Get my period cramps you loser DIE DIE DIE DIE
Damn
A cult is about to sacrifice a child in the name of their dark god. That’s when the deity shows up and says: “People, my house is teeming with these kids you keep sending me. It would please me more if you raised them yourselves in a responsible manner.”