Reblog If Your Page Is A Safe Space For Ppl Who Use Neopronouns

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

my friend's dog Darcy

That's not a dog, that's a dragon in a windbreaker

ive got that dog in me (trauma metaphor)

I need people to understand that sometimes autism is just this

🐾Repost if you ARE or SUPPORT THERIANS🐾

it’s so fricken windy that Jesus got fully picked up blown across the yard

a concept

affirmations

i am a cool bug

i am not gross

people who find me want to show me to their friends

i fill a valuable role in the ecosystem

macro lenses will not harm me

Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet