Dip-me-in-lava - I Dont Know What The Hell I’m Doing

been thinking about appearances and stuff

How can anyone just read books? I can’t concentrate for an entire chapter. I just get distracted after 2 minutes :/

If TMA was an office comedy, there would be a running gag about how Martin has had Every Job Ever before working at the institute.

Ex:

“Martin, where did you learn to drive like that?!”

“Oh, I delivered pizzas when I was younger.”

“Since when could you completely repair my 20 year old laptop?”

“I worked at an IT help desk for a few months when I was twenty.”

+hitoshi+

I hope everyone realizes now that Dracula literally cannot steer the ship. The captain tied himself to the helm and a crucifix (he alluded to this earlier in one of his logs) and thus Dracula can't touch it.

Additionally Dracula's powers weaken during the day (iirc he can be in sunlight but his powers don't work) so he has to steer the ship via weather at night.

The man has been buffeting the ship with wind to get to England.

wish I were normal about The Magnus Archives but unfortunately I'm gay and mentally ill and in love with Jonathan Sims

They finally got names! Camilla and Angelo.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Hehe

John lives rent free in Arthur's mind

All of the modern takes on Dracula really make me wish they would make a mostly true to book adaptation that is a horror comedy, with things like Dracula having sudden costume changes while pretending to be his own staff, trying to knock the crucifix off the wheel in order to steer the ship, and the people of Whitby chasing him around as a dog. Just all the collective hot takes on what's going on with this story that make us, the modern readers, laugh, presented in a glorious cinema quality film.