Herbert: *puts Hands Over Alfred’s Eyes* Guess Who!

podcast mutuals posting about john doe. musical theater mutuals posting about jane doe. all is right with the world.

[image id: four sets of color palettes. the first image reads "palettes! part 1" and the rest list miscellaneous names for each palette in alphabetical order. all text is black, and all palettes are outlined in white against a grey background. /end id]

i found an old technique for generating color palettes ages ago and made more than i knew what to do with. may as well share them! since they're easy to make, i'll inevitably do more, so look out for parts 2+. the names mean very little don't think about it too hard

use these for request memes or just your own reference idc have fun stay safe

We all do, Martin

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

well you heard em

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

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I love them

shakespeare plays need fandoms. like real, actual fandoms, not just 13 people on tumblr. i want people to make velocity edits of this favs. i want angsty hamlet edits to exist. i want viola x orsino and viola x olivia ship wars to exist. i want chronically online tiktokers to fight over this shit. i would pay real money to see people to make AUs on ao3 where the most unhinged ships who have never met to become canon. i want really poorly written romeo and juliet fanfics to happen. someone please help me make this dream a reality

I've heard a lot of bad quotes from fifty shades of grey but I don't think I've ever heard anyone mention that Christian Grey straight up says his success is based on facts and logic