Lost Where The Forest Would Grow

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GO MY SPECIMEN... ROCK THAT SHIT

Gif credit @/playcentermd on twitter

I just realized something

In the most recent update, deep rock added the jetty boot game machine. But something was bothering me about it.

Why did it come pre-installed with highscores, and more importantly, pre-installed with Lloyd at the top of the leaderboard?

Then it hit me.

Jetty boot is 5 credits to play.

You know what else is 5 credits?

The fucking tip machine

We've been feeding this mans gaming addiction and we didnt even know it

That one polycule thats being gaslit by one of their partners

this is the most unhinged thing ive ever seen because of a leak, but its so genius that I hope its true

I love the true lab and I reserve the right to get as edgy w it as I want

Okay.

While I like the concept of The Lamb gaining more eldritch and god-like features, I cannot get a comic idea out of my head for the characterization that they stay exactly as a normal sheep is, because they don't need to become anything else in order to enact revenge

They have blunt teeth that's not quite sharp, but they don't have to bite when their horns are hardy and pointed.

Their natural hooves and fingers lack any sort of claws, but they do not need them when they can pull a fist back to pulverize.

After a while, the Mystic Seller, the Bishops, they all expect the Lamb to gain eldritch features like they all did in their ascension. But they stay exactly the same: unassuming, mortal-looking, completely indiscernible from normal sheepfolk, and the Lamb wants that.

They want to look like a normal, mortal Lamb. They want to look exactly like the default prey animal when they kill the Gods. This image is who you killed, and this destroys you. They will not lose themselves, or else they will be erased entirely.

They are not grandiose or deadly looking. They don't mirror the ones that tried to erase them. They don't need to become anything else then The Lamb. The Lamb. The Lamb.

"After everything that was taken from me for being a Lamb, why would I give that up too? I am not the Bishops, I am not monstrous, I am not giant, nor do I have bladed wings or droves of eyes."

"I do not need to resemble monsters to be one. I do not need to become anything other than a simple Lamb to kill gods, or to be one."

All that and they're genuinely an upbeat personality kind of sheep, (you just won't know when they're not) Lamb Lamb Lamb Lamb

The remorseful player