Julia Just Makes Me Laugh So Loud

really into the recent miku song about loving BL

tomorrow. probably.

speaking of cars as furries is the deleted cars scene where lighting and mcqueen swapped bodies and he seductively pumps out oil while screaming a kind of furry forcefemme or was it just weird we all felt a bit horny towards that deleted scene

i'm sorry. the what. the fucking wha.t

I had a dream where deltarune chapter 3 came out. Kris and susie wake up and immediately get into an impossible fight only for toriel to show up and obliterate everyone. She’s LV 10 and had insane stats like full revive (50 tp% heals party 300) and kris is just like. What the fuck mom??? How many innocent darkners have you slaughtered??? And toriel is confused because back in the good old days lightners used the dark worlds as if they were a mix of a rpg video game and an iskeai, she was the support for asgore and rudolph and they were grinding for max level when the servers (the dark world) shut down (fountain was sealed) and joins the party to make sure we can safely get stronger

(Princess of Gender Dysphoria) A dream.

Applejack's plea with the manufacturer (God, Hasbro, and me?) Alternatively, an expression of my past relationship trauma.

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hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"

even love can parkour in parkour civilasation

can they perform on your dashboard real quick

TOBY.

Through a series of miscommunications I wound up with two Todds from Mario from Drawfee and I’m a teacher so of course I put one in my classroom

And you guys, the kids love him

Heres some of the highlights of their reactions XD

(Very puzzled, In reference to todd’s diaper) “he has such a squishy bottom…”

“His diaper COMES OFF?!?”

(After learning he’s based off toad) “So… he’s just a bootleg.”

When i was introducing Todd to one class, i made the mistake of showing them that his pants come off. Immediately, all the kids screamed and covered each other’s eyes, yelling about how i stripped him. I then had to make all of them promise not to go acting like i stripped a child in class so we didn’t make anyone call somebody XD

(Again after learning he’s based off toad) “But toad doesn’t have a diaper >:((“ *googles toad* “…nevermind.”

(Describing Todd) “He’s a toddler, a cat, a mice, and a rat! … Oh! And a riceball. … A genetic experiment gone wrong...”

*Loooots of agressive head squishing and accidental pantsings*

And finally, I keep finding Todd like this with one of the other animals:

So in other words, he fits right in!