Diana-simona - DianaBanana

I have two moods

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

What they taught me

Thank you Tony Stark, for teaching me there is always something you can do.

Thank you Pepper Potts, for showing me you don’t have to be a superhero to be a strong woman.

Thank you James Rhodes, for teaching me to always believe in your friends.

Thank you Steve Rogers, for teaching me to always get back up.

Thank you Bucky Barnes, for teaching me that you can always move on.

Thank you Natasha Romanoff, for showing me that your past doesn’t define you.

Thank you Clint Barton, for teaching me you can always be there for your family.

Thank you Thor Odinson, for showing me that you don’t have to follow other people’s expectations.

Thank you Loki Laufeyson, for showing me that there is always someone who loves you.

Thank you Bruce Banner, for showing me that emotions need to be felt.

Thank you Peter Quill, for showing me you can always go home.

Thank you Gamora, for teaching me that you aren’t responsible for your family.

Thank you Rocket, for showing me your friends can be your family.

Thank you Drax, for showing me that there is always someone who will remember you.

Thank you Groot, for showing me you don’t need to be a man of many words, to connect with people.

Thank you Mantis, for showing me there are so many ways you can help people.

Thank you Nebula, for teaching me it’s okay to get rid of the person you used to be to become the person you need to be.

Thank you Scott Lang, for teaching me that if you love someone, you will put the work in.

Thank you Hope Van-Dyne, for showing me you have a say in everything you are a part of.

Thank you Stephen Strange, for showing me that a disability is a way for you to grow into who you were meant to be.

Thank you Peter Parker, for showing me there is no age limit for change.

Thank you T’challa, for teaching me that closing yourself off isn’t the best way to live.

Thank you Shuri, for showing me that you don’t have to be a man to be the smartest in the room.

Thank you Carol Danvers, for showing me you can always find out who you are.

Thank you to the MCU for teaching me how to grow up.

I’m just gonna leave this here.

(I watched Spider-Man: Homecoming last night.)

*If Yelena had created an animal*

Natasha: What’s it called?

Yelena: A Kangaroo

Natasha: It’s cute!

Yelena: Thanks, it has pockets:)

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Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

But by this logic if you have bad skin you are against trans rights.

That seems...unfair.